Killed to Death

Gary (Patrick Ronan), not a robber, had merely mistaken another house for his own, when he discovered a corpse in the penthouse.

Jeremy Cop, best friend, drops in, and they talk babies, former Sketchersons, and get way too tangled up in the logistics of a Looper scenario.

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Catarina Raquel Johnson (Monica Garrido), one of the performers at a mouth based circus, finds her trainee and "special friend" dead, and buried in a forest.

Then Aeeeelpoopemoji (pronounced Leonard) drops by, and the three discuss kissing circles, mouth powers, and the 7th season of Buffy.

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Tammy Faye Baker (Erin Pim), now a woman, finds a man dead in a bathroom during her coming out ball. They discuss what exactly a coming out ball is, all her presents, and the corpses' white, scary head.

Number 5 - Kurt Arse - drops in, and some pretty shocking revelations and texts are made.

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Greg Fitzgerald and LeeRoy Hutchinson (Cody Crain and Colin Morey, of the Spooked Podcast), used car salesman from Winnipeg, discovered a body in one of their vehicles.

They discuss how high up in the stack of cars it was, and various Winnipeg landmarks, like Santa Monica Boulevard.

Markus doesn't show up, "the runs" are noted, and the show takes a one way trip to Bleachtown.

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Camp Spanchel Friend - where the kids get old, and then stick around. Christopher Plumber, camp staff, was one of them - until he was discovered dead on the beach. Counsellor Old Daniel (Meg MacKay) wants to figure out what happened, and air some old grudges, including against Young Daniel, and the fish he assumes are in the lake, not kissing him.

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TTC Worker Doug Water (Nick Nemeroff) discovers a friggin' body in a subway tunnel - dressed up as either him or Doug Ford. Turns out it was Taylor Milky, the CEO of the TTC - and dream limo passenger of Doug's, along with Owen Wilson.

Al, current limo driver of Taylor's, joins the fray to talk about Georgian Bay rocks, subway desks, and Canadian rock group Doug and the Slugs.

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Chad Dickwood (Callum Wratten), host of Hammerin' Stuff, the home reno show on HGTV3, was doing exactly that when he discovered a corpse in the wall.

The man was Kyle Wilmore, the house was his ex-wife Jenine's, and Tim the cameraman got none of it, Trump.

Featuring a discussion of things you can eat.

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Fransiphina Sauerkraut (Laura Del Maschio) runs several sense-deprivation tanks in her underground Central Park facility. It was there the body of her lover Beuford is found, eyes sucked out, and legs floating.

Pool cleaning vaccuum F.R.A.N.K.Y (Known in the graffiti world as "spaz")tries to help her and Griffin solve the grusome death, and only one song about toe rings occurs.

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Pompeii style corpses are uncovered in the changerooms at Toronto clothing store Jean Darlene, and employee Grovel Doncheadle (Matt Folliott) wasn't afraid to touch them.

Owner Terry Cauve takes a break from his HOT TUB, where he was DRINKING A BREEZER, and the men discuss his criminal past and Cher the TD Chair.

(It was probably just Dementors)

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Stef Beauregard (Leigh Cameron), 13 year old boy, and Tsar-in-waiting, discovers a body in the woods while out on his RipStik.

They discuss the worn down, missing feet, the gunshot wound in its head, and the bodies' former ability to see Stef while most people can't. Tim Castle, owner of "Castle Loma", several convenience stores, and the TTC, joins them, and a greater mystery, centuries in the making, unfolds.

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