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Finally the episode we have always wanted to do!

On Machida Monday it’s time to review our big fat lovable friend! Vito Gesualdi, previous guest and now on such shows as Infowars, Tucker Carlson and Reuters. Poor Vito and his buddy Dick ran afoul of some “peaceful” protesters. You know this story, it’s everywhere.

Saitama Saturday! We chat about Daniel Lord no longer hiding in his closet. Hang around for an impersonation that Hanzai Podcast is too old to understand.

Fukushima Friday! We discuss how KoK got doxxed. Not at one point of the discussion, but strewn throughout the episode so you will be misquoting us unless you listen to the entire thing. Have fun!

Taco Thursday. Put on your best silver watch! It’s KoK time.

We review Gaijin Goomba’s review of The Last Samurai 

Cam returns, gets drunk and then gives KoK the patented KoK treatment of misrepresenting our opinions so that he can call us cringe idiots

We discuss Zach and Sushi potato again before getting stuck into the most GG video ever to goomba across the face of YouTube. 
This was such a seminal work that we had to drop everything else we had planned to cover it, to the extent that Nick couldn’t even fit in a Conbini Boys segment.

Along the way we include the seven deadly jvloggers, comparisons of Saitama’s adopted son to Tolstoy, and we also included the third installment of Debbie and the Drew in lieu of Nick’s culinary tips

Zach Phoenyx rises from the ashes to set the record straight

This week the KoK boys have a lot to talk about.  Greg is on the Whiskey and Nick starts by yet again trying to psyche Jay out of messing up the intro.  Greg tries to convince everyone he doesn’t use English at work anymore, which was believable considering he could barely string a sentence together.  We discuss the fallout from the Rob_in_Japan interview followed up by our main topic: Zach Phoenyx.

Zach falls in to a category of common YouTuber visual tropes but also manages to cross the best (worst?) of them.  The pubic hair beard of Gaijin Goomba, the Rayban and backwards cap of Totally Drew, the unacknowledged trust fund of Chris Okano, and the laziness of TkyoSam.

We address some of the criticism of our previous episode, and despite the whiskey, Greg coherently and diligently points out our defense of Miss S. Potato. Taking inspiration from another JVlogger with experience being accused of inappropriate sexual opinions, we set this defense to some jazz piano to lighten the mood.

Jay stumbles through the Simon and Martina drama.  Our new favorite Canadians with shared cat custody had a whirlwind romance and whirlwind divorce with their fans threatening each creator separately for a myriad of reasons.  Martina, like a normal and well adjusted person, decided to move back to Japan!  Don't worry, Martina, your love of weeb shit will turn you into a glorious daughter of Nihon with no issues whatsoever like so many before you.

We end with a hilarious recounting of the New York Times recognized and official podcast of Japan (by Americans): The conbini boys!  What wonderful food did they discover? by "they" I mean the one who still lives here.  The other one just laughs like he microdoses mushrooms.

We end the show by questioning our life decisions. Again.

The man, the myth, the legend Rob_In_Japan joins Jay in studio to talk about Asian women, Japan, Thai escorts, sex work, and becoming a professional YouTuber.

On this exciting installment we start with the old and end with the new.

First we avoid spittle from Totally Drew and Jay goes on a holy pilgrimage.  Then the boys get in touch with their feminine side by reminiscing about Sailor Moon as GG (Formely known as Gaijin Goomba) talks about all the girly things he likes.  It will convince you to make your step-dad a non-alcoholic Raspberry Ginger.

Afterwards we move on to exciting new titillating territory: eThots!

We begin with ImJasmine the totally not self-absorbed "For reals guys, I'm quitting streaming!  I mean it this time" and currently active streamer sitting on the floor of her kitchen explaining why she hates YouTube.  Immediately following we address the controversy that is SushiPotato.

Does cleavage grant you immunity from drug dealers in Kabukicho? Does deep throating bananas determine your destiny? Do hot tub streams fulfill your dreams?  Find out now!

This episodes starts off with some of the best banter in the post award era but it's too bad you can't hear it because Jay forgot to hit record for the first 5 minutes.

After a swift and flawless recovery we get right back on track with the Jaded in Japan gals.  The ladies share some laughs before we disappoint them with yet another Japan based (but not in Japan) PUA.

Like the good lover Nick thinks himself to be, we slowly ease the ladies into a mild introduction of Rob In Japan!  We start with his casual racism, yellow fever, and then move on to his sexual encounters.  Is Rob a gentleman? If by gentleman you mean describe how he corners women and gives graphic details of his conquests than yes! Rob is the quintessential gentleman.

Thankfully the ladies are the forgiving type and offer their unique feminine perspective.  In the end the KoK boys learn an important lesson.  Bonus points if you can tell us what it is in the comments because honestly we forgot.

This week we celebrate our 50th episode in characteristic fashion by not doing what we said we would do in the last episode 

Instead, Cam introduces Japan's latest meme which we dubbed as a ‘naijin smash’ 

Greg introduces 2 more as-yet-unreported jvloggers, and finally manages to get angered by one of them 

Nick reaffirms his love for everything Conbini boys, as if needed reaffirming 

Then after the ever present segment of ‘Goomba watch’ we round off the episode with an interesting bit of analysis from one of our YouTube followers 

In this episode we introduce some of the most flaky segues yet

We speak about the British
We speak about people who need to find something to punch
We speak about monkey jobs
We speak about gaijin bananas
We speak about conspicuous sexual entities
We speak about sex offenders
We speak about Golden nuggets from the past
We speak about delicious tasty treats
We speak about that title
We speak about about a lack of understanding of STDs

And if that wasn’t enough, Cam’s back