Episode 38

Segment A

Nick pitches show ideas, pre-cum and a meatier version of the Conbini Boys.

We shit on the Mortal Kombat preview.

We stop stealing TkyoSam’s jokes. And then call him a dick.

Another bunch of dumb white people compare gaijin to the n-word.

Speaking of idiot white gaijin. Our favorite JCE, Gaijin Goomba, talks of his time living alongside yakuza and the horrors of being offered sex. He also “informs” us about the psyche of an entire generation of Japanese people’s feelings about foreign culture, language and economics. I am sure it will be well researched and not be based on any form of generalizations.

Segment B

The KoK teaches you how to love.

“Wesley at Large” smacks his lips together and proceeds to give no useful advice.

(Yes Cam knows that Manzai is a two person act and Sugi-Chan was solo. Don’t point that out).

“Attraction Japan” covers us with a layer of sleaze that hasn’t washed off yet.

“Kelly Morita” says exactly what you think she would.

Subscribe to our Twitter for no reason other than to mess with the Conbini Boys.

You’ll cream like an Asahi Nama.

Episode 37

Season 2 the moon!!

The most underrated video game ever made? Listen to the cold open to learn what it is.

The secret to wealth? Don’t listen to the episode to learn what it is.

A Segment:

Dogen disses Pearl. Does she respond? Does she call him up on Instagram to tell him she has no respect for him and that he goes for low hanging fruit? Of course she doesn’t. Pearl is a bully and won’t attack anyone with more internet value than her.

Sharla disses Pearl. LOL, bad week for the girl. What is it about? Who knows, sounds like the Jvloggers are doing a lot of misquoting and passing on misinformation as usual. Check it out. So much nonsense, we can’t even keep track.

Segment B:

The KoKs discuss crypto and how to be wealthy in Japan. Have you got bling? Have you got Doge? Have you got Bitcoin? Have you got KoKoin? No? Pfft. Loser. Call us when you have some funds.

The most solid advice: don’t listen to ALTs on how not to be broke.

Listen to the end for a secret song!

Episode 36

Great Scott! The KoK boys have ruined their futures by releasing too much content this month. They’d better jump in their Jvlog time travel machine: “the deplorian” and go put Biff in some manure.

This is a super short episode, but never fear,  a YouTube exclusive episode will soon be here!

On this episode Drew discusses “Trans Visibility Day”. As in a trans person is visible on his stream against their consent.

Gaijin Goomba reacts to the only Japanese person who bothers to listen to him.

And Cam reveals a secret shame: Famichiki Footwear.

So grab your hoverboards and fly over the manure that is Jvlogs.

Episode 35 Light Smut

Segment A

Our episode making fun of the Conbini Boys gets more listens than the entire Conbini Boys back catalogue.

Totemo Drew gets upset because people show him clips of himself. Understandable, his videos are terrible.

Former nominee, Nanpalive gets cancelled. That’s what happens when you get women in headlocks.

Segment B

A man who calls himself Light, and boy is he!
Light life-coaching skills. Light weights to lift. Light hair. Light logic.

A man who names himself after an anime character is bad enough, but to opt to associate oneself with a psychopathic mass murder and then give life advice takes a unique kind of weirdo.

The man who needs to unselect “Serial Killer Documentary” from his YouTube BGM.

Episode Note:

In this episode Cam gave a shout out to Twitch Wolf. But the YouTube channel name is “Daily Dose of Clips”.

https://m.youtube.com/user/lonwulf0

Dave Trippin

Our main man, Dave, is in the metaphorical studio tonight!

The sweetest Jvlogger we have ever insulted has entered the K.O.K Deathdome to deal out some pain!
Dave is here to set the record straight and show the audience where KOK touched him.

We discuss what books we haven’t read or ever heard of. We talk about content, content creation, content creation critiques and criticizing content creation critiques. Cool!

Dave talks about the future, his own and ours. How content can evolve and where critiques are necessary in creating art.
Will the Wao Ryu host teach us to be more considerate? What do you think?

Episode 34

In a time where cartoon rabbit boobs have been cancelled. Where Dr. Seuss is racist! (Wait let me look at what they’re canceling...my word that is racist). Where Super Straight is for perverts!
We are brave enough to ask: “Is the word Gaijin offensive?”

Spoiler alert: No, of course it isn’t. What are you, a moron?

It’s not even up for debate.

So rather than a nominee, this week, we assess the poor arguments of idiot Jvloggers who are trying to alleviate their white guilt by forcing the square shaped ‘gaijin’ in to the triangular ‘racist’ hole.

We also reel in the third degree grease-burn we received from The Conbini Boys who flaunt their enormous internet clout in our faces. Ouch!

Conbini Boys

That’s right! Like a trip to the conbini at 8pm for a Strong Zero; we are back.

The triforce of KoK reunites, Cam the triforce of wisdom, Jay the triforce of power and Nick the triforce of nostril breathing.

A Segment:

First, Daniel Lord of Hiding in My Room has quit! What a loss to culture.

Second, Gaijin Goomba the diplomat who has spent more time in the Mushroom Kingdom than other countries.

B Segment:

We get return nominees like a gastrointestinal reflux. The Conbini Boys!

We repackage expired foodstuff like Apu. And this week’s product is about 40 episodes beyond its used by date.

The boys who giggle more than JKs getting tapioca. The two men who have eaten so much Famichiki that they’re starting to look like it. Moist chunks of flesh losing their freshness by the minute, but still somehow on the shelf. If you’re looking for some media to consume, you should give this unhealthy option a hard pass.

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Hanzai Podcast!

The man from Tennessee. A man who is no bullshit. A driver of vehicles and breaker of hearts.

Mr. Podcast was one of our first critics, saying our show was amateurish, hypocritical, and that Jay’s Japanese sucks. Well, well, look how things have changed...um.

Hanzai Podcast is as old as the oceans themselves and moved to Japan during the Kamakura period. His JLPT level is -2000.

Hanzai talks about life in Japan, regales us with tales of being (perhaps, I have done no research again) the only American-born taxi driver in Japan. And his recent knighthood into the highest title a Gaijin can receive: JCJ Mod status.

This man is the opposite of all our nominees. He is knowledgeable, humble, practical and a realist. He has actual stories about Japan and a real insight into life as a foreigner here.
10 minutes of this guy’s takes on Japan is worth more than all the hours, of every Jvlogger combined.

Do yourself a favor and listen to this episode!

Episode 32

KoKfire side horror stories! It’s like “Are You Afraid of the Dark” (a Canadian series) only the fear is the existential crisis that life is meaningless.

Marc, Calvin, Jay and Cam all put the flashlights under their chins and tell of personal tales from their time working in dispatch companies and Eikaiwas.

Jay and Cam both talk about being haunted by doofuses.

Marc tells the legend of the mysterious missing Leo Palace.

And Calvin relives his encounter with a level 10 Halitosis creature.

Perhaps the scariest thing of all is the all-hearing microphone!! It hears you clanging glasses! It hears you burping! It hears you talking in the background! It hears you entering the room after taking a shit and putting on your pants! Wooooooooo!

Episode 31

Nick and Jay force Cam to apologize for their mistakes.
Next episode Jay and Nick will apologize to Cam.

We elevator-pitch Wao-Ryu a recipe for success.

We discuss high school debate teams; the virgin opener vs. the chad closer.

Nick and Cam discuss their love of TISM. This Is Serious Mum!

Segment B:

On this special holiday of Japanese Foundation Day the KoK boys have found someone very special. Callem AronSEN.

Imagine the most racist, sexist (and transphobic) views from a Japanese person. Now imagine those views were put in the brain of a 45kg New Zealand man.

A man who is dressed for a WWII reenactment. A man who makes Kanadajin look well informed. A man who ignores facts like a flat-earther. A man more indoctrinated than a Islamic-terrorist. A man more one-sided than an iPhone owner.

Callem is a Japanese Culture Expert (JCE), who knows more about Japan than anyone else despite having never stepped foot in the country. He is basically a less weeby version of Gaijin Goomba.

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