Episode 47

Greg continues to disappoint everyone with his audio set-up 

We share more garbage from the glorious gaffe giving gift called gaijin goomba. Seriously, this might be his most spurious theory to date. 

We delve into a few more strange dating customs and fails from the weird and not-so-wonderful world of JVloggers

Miceala gets overly excited about her new (although not really new now, but still going strong apparently) boyfriend

Daniel Lord gets overly excited about Black Mirror, but fails to reflect properly on his own life 

We introduce the man that makes the average Asian ex-pat seem like a Mormon in comparison

We use a juvenile joke to pay homage to one of the rare interesting jvlog videos 

And finally another new introduction ‘Japanese Journey’ passes on a tidbit to get the MRA listeners wound up. 

Oh, and stay to the end because there’s a clip of Nick pissing. Only on a pre-recorded stream.

The KoK boys celebrate their 1 year anniversary.  Guests call in.  It's great.

Episode 45

This weeks theme is "The Jet Program" which is the correct way to spell it. 

We start by stealing Greg's valium and talking about trust funders.  Then we get Nick's Catholic Priest joke out of the way early.  Too bad he had several more.

Speaking of Nick, he was too delicious a manlet not to go unnoticed by Captain Planet.  A surprise to no one.  Also a surprise to no one: Canadian.

We finally get around to the Andy-san and his high quality totally not depressing content.  Check out his latest Viggity-vlog yourself.  Or don't.  Yeah, actually don't.

Jay gets elevator envy and places a body part out for Harambe.  He then regales the boys about seeing the ACTUAL bucket window.  Good times.

Do you like multiple bags inside bags?  THEN COME TO GLORIOUS NIHON. Or don't. Yeah, actually don't.

We finally get around to speaking about a man named Drew from Seytemma.  Have you heard of him?  I guess he knows us.  Well, not Jay.

Nick goes undercover in various Facebook groups to get the cringiest written words this side of the Pacific.  He sprinkles stories throughout the episode usually right next to one of his remaining Catholic Priest jokes.

Then we really get into it: The Jet Program.  Wasting taxpayer money so children in the countryside can see a living breathing white person for the first and probably only time in their life.  Is it a good thing?  Perhaps when you weigh it against all the memes and anime dreams we get to read about online.

If you've had an experience as a Jet please leave them in the comments below. Or don't. Yeah, actually don't.

Episode 44

Our subject is "Work Life Balance" this week.  Why is it in quotes you ask?  Because it doesn't exist and you can't see my hand gesture that implies sarcasm over the term.

We start with a new segment called Introducing Greg to Jvloggers by introducing Greg to Daniel Lord.  Daniel regales the KoK boys with tales from the city of England, quitting the eikaiwa, quitting the conbini, tindering a lonely old lady, and never working again.

We move on to the good stuff and begin discussing how if any member of your family dies you're immediately demoted or fired.  Trust us, this comes from an authority on the subject.  

Next we discuss slave wages and unionization.  Subjects we don't know anything about but somehow have a better grasp on than our clipee. Clip-ee? ClipEE? The person we pull out of context, okay? Jeez.

From high on the mountain tops a beam of light illuminates the KoK studio and offers the only sane advice we'd hear all night.

Immediately following, the Anime Man makes Jay's butt pucker.  It had to happen at some point.  Hilarity ensues during the binge of cringe.  Oh! Why can't we quit you?!

We hastily end the show so our boss's don't think we left work before them and even have a light hearted discussion on train line cost analysis before the sweet spectre of koroshi sneaks up behind us.

Episode 43

Today's Theme: Matrimony

Jay tells the boys how to gauge a successful marriage then we talk about our unrequited love of the conbini boys.  We always knew we'd play second fiddle to Famichiki.

Speaking of the conbini, have you had to interact with the self-pay registers?  We give our hot takes on this abomination.

For B segment friend of the show and continual disappointment Daniel Lord tells how he can't be bothered to spend $300 and take a trip to Tokyo in order to engage in a life long romantic, economic, and spiritual commitment.

Kelly Morita stops by to not only be an Ikigai but also a hypocrite.

Lastly the boys encounter lesbianism in the most curious place.

Strap in, sit tight, and if you loved us you'd put a KoK ring on it.

Episode 42

Cam rides off into the sunset.  He needs a special saddle for both of his assholes.  Nick and Jay introduce Greg.  We retire an important part of the sound board.

The Discord is angry about the PP Nick interview.  Apparently no one likes frat boys that go to college parties 15 years too late.  Who'd have thought?  PP Nick's wife for one.

Natsu Basho has come to an end and the only thing we learned is that The Jvlog gained 30 subscribers.  The gap remains unchanged between he and Drew's subscriber count.

Jay continues on the Oriental Trail with somewhat better results.  Then as we slip into B segment Jay continues on the Carnivore Trail with much better results.

Our friend Nobita tells us to lose weight before arriving while Gaijin Goomba encourages weebs to get their fat bellies poked by teenage girls all over the most racist music he could have possible chosen.

We all learn to love our bodies...

...with alcohol.

MicroKoK 08

PP Nick joins us in studio to talk about life, love, swimming, boxing, TkyoSam, Marc, girls, boys, share houses, working out, Fukuoka, Shibuya, and posting physique. 

Episode 41

Segment A

Special guest Jay is in studio. The man who was the motion capture actor behind Resident Evil VIII’s The Duke. (Jay cut this joke from the episode, so I am putting it in here).

The CIA’s “woke” ads and The Fruit Machine, and TkyoSam and The Incredible Machine. Speaking of nostalgic video games The Oregon Trail has been re-released, your bucket on a pulley has dysentery.

The KoK boys are seething like a freshly made FamiChiki that The Combini Boys have a Japan Times article about them. We don’t know which party that speaks worse about.

Segment B

Paris Syndrome, but in Japan! Votes to the left.

Traveling to a country you have never been to, but love can have horrendous consequences. It’s like matching with someone on Tinder and then discovering they don’t have a pet tiger.

Daniel Lord from Hiding in my Room discusses all of his frustrations with Japan. Mainly pervert related.

Cam Vs. Dev Vs. Japan. Cam and Japan win.

Nick responds to the Pizza Toast Challenge. Remember that? Was the wait worth it? Does Nick turn this whole think into some hilarious joke? “No” to all three.

“Why Japan sucks” YouTube yields wondrous result. Like, seriously, the literally best results eva.

Is Sign-Chan the hero we deserve? She seems to have her own Extended Universe. Either that or multiple Japanese people hate Jvloggers as much as us.

Since we are talking about Paris, Cam learns something about the Eiffel Tower. Listen to the end to hear what it is.

Episode 40

Big time comedian, nerd and movie buff, Vito is in studio. A man who has vaped the closest thing to real-life hentai.

Talking about pyramid schemes, video game development, being locked out of Japan because of Corona, being a collector/hoarder, Star Wars, Evangelion, Soaplands, Asian fetishes, Rihanna, spooky Halloween music, and cancel culture.

Learn how to pay for your NAMBLA fees by working as an ice cream salesman.

Vape this episode like Gamer Girl Water, you fucking simps!

Episode note: Vito is bigger than Oriental Pearl on YouTube.

Episode 39

Welcome to the morning coffee show.


A Segment:

Jay argues on Twitter!
See what happens when an immovable group of idiots meet an unstoppable idiot.

We chat about Japanese travel restrictions. Are too strict? As long as Jvloggers are getting in, NO!

Do you lose a part of yourself living in Japan or studying Japanese language and culture? No! The fuck? How does culture and language take? It adds. Anyone who says learning about another culture robs you of your culture ignore them. They don’t know anything about other cultures or their own. Unless you had a culture forced on to you by an oppressive force, you’re fine. But, if you’re not turning yourself into a victim, are you really jvlogging?

Also, Crypto Bro may be worse than we had thought. And we didn’t think much of him.


B Segment:

Coming to Japan advice. Listen to some royalty-free soulless music as pale-faced weirdos with no experience or future tell you how to do it.

Some dipshits we encountered this week were so bereft of originality that we get a “YOLO” and a “Who hurt you?”. Apparently culture went backwards under lockdown, we get Jvloggers in 2021 stating overused phrases that were stupid before they were outdated.

Should you move to Japan? Sure, c’mon over. Should you check out some Jvloggers to find out how they did it? Probably not.

Break out your jvlog bingo cards. We all lose this week.