Knowledge Fight Country

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the May 10th episode of the Alex Jones Show, on the heels of FBI Director Comey's abrupt termination. Topics covered include:

• Robot rats!
• Does Alex Jones ever look up a fact before saying it?
• How cheap are t-shirts at the InfoWars Store?
• Does Alex have anything substantial to say about Comey's firing?

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about a recent guest on The Alex Jones Show, Jack Posobiec. Jack was a central figure in the French election scandal, #Macronleaks, and he was a guest on the show to spout nonsense about it.

To celebrate his appearance, Dan demonstrates for Jordan exactly how big a liar Posobiec is, based on a past appearance of his on InfoWars regarding Pizzagate. That sentence would have been nonsense five years ago.

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about some of the important events that went down in Alex Jones's 30 hour "Marathon Broadcast for Free Speech." Despite containing about 29 hours of garbage, a couple important topics came up:

• Is Alex Jones teasing his inevitable turn on Trump?
• Is Alex Jones the victim of "gay bullying?"
• Did Obama literally steal a bunch of money from housing lenders?
• Does Alex get really defensive when people imply that his voice is fake?

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On today's show, Dan tells "Replacement Jordan" Tyler Snodgrass all about a special report Alex Jones put out on May 1 about how Facebook is targeting cucks and betas, however it doesn't stay on that long. Topics include:

• Does Alex have a grasp on The Handmaid's Tale?
• How many people does Alex know who fell for "The Nigerian Email Scam?"
• Has Alex finally understood the point of the allegory of the Prodigal Son?
• Cyborg cats

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As requested by listener Jan, Dan tells Jordan all about what happens on the June 29th 2015 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include:

• Are people trying to ban the American Flag?
• Does Jordan almost get seduced to the Dark Side?
• Do our hosts achieve the show's first spit take?
• Is it ever not racist to compare people to dog breeds?

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones decided to throw a (possibly very fake) press conference after his custody trial concluded. Topics covered include:

• Is there a world record for Time Spent Surviving Pregnant On A Boat?
• How often does Alex scold people for not being on board with chimeras?
• Does Alex Jones know what trolling is?
• How much better would Alex Jones be with a dedicated hype man?

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the April 25 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The day before, Chobani yogurt announced that they were suing InfoWars for defamation, so this episode is Alex's very ill-advised response to that news. Watch as he lies about the facts of the case and says many things he can't take back and will be used against him in court.

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Today, Dan tells Jordan about a special report Alex Jones put out on April 22nd, wherein Alex Jones steps deeply into a pit of quicksand made up entirely of his own lies. Topics covered:

• Does Alex like cigars because they look like dicks?
• Is Alex Jones a complete liar about Sandy Hook?
• Alex Jones is a complete liar about Sandy Hook

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones called in a field report (most likely recorded during his drive into court) on the April 21st episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:

• Is Alex Jones a Philip K Dick expert?
• Is Bill O'Reilly the victim of a Globalist Plot?
• Can Alex make Bill O'Reilly's downfall about himself?
• What does Alex's lawyer think about the InfoWars branded sleep aid?

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Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report that Alex Jones released on Monday, April 17th. Topics include:

• Did Alex breach his gag order on air?
• Is Google actively delisting InfoWars?
• How complicated are Dan's feelings about how to deal with Alex's custody trial?
• Did Alex bang all the girls in his school at age 15?

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