Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the modern day of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex prepares for and deals with the Chauvin verdict, reveals that maybe Bill Maher has been a good guy all along, and gets caught up in the need to whistle.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the last week wrapped up on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex discusses the Human Resources problems of the Globalists, advocates swimming in sewage, and reveals new developments in his religious narcissism.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is dealing with the recent arrest of one of his cameraman who joined in the capitol storming on Jan. 6.  Also, one of Alex's lawyers has decided to start a new career in confusing, hacky stand-up.

Today, Dan and Jordan get back to work by taking a trip back to 2003 to see what Alex Jones was up to back then. In this installment, the gents learn that the Civil War was a false flag and find a hint that Alex may have believed that he was fighting the literal devil all along. 

Today, Dan and Jordan check in with Alex Jones in the aftermath of him pretending to have saved some children from human smugglers. In this installment, Alex makes escalates the situation even further, and talks to a clearly unhinged Ted Nugent.

Today, Dan and Jordan experience what should have been the April Fools episode of the Alex Jones Show, but wasn't. In this installment, Alex explains Romeo and Juliet, and Dan explores Alex's newest "smoking gun of all smoking guns."

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex laments how women are traitors, and spends a bizarre amount of time defending Matt Gaetz against the recent allegations that have been raised against him.

Today, Dan and Jordan jump deep into the past to check in and see how Alex Jones was doing back in the middle of George W. Bush's presidency. In this installment, the gents explore what it means to be "above the two-party illusion," add new entries to the list of accused communists, and learn if you can still legally play musical chairs.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' return from his secret mission to Connecticut and puzzle over the countless possibilities of what he was doing there. Also, Alex is grossly xenophobic and Dan gets disappointed by Jim Hoft's brother.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a trip back to the past to enjoy a decade-plus old chat between Alex Jones, Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo. Also, Alex defends someone who is definitely not a witch.