Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the modern day of The Alex Jones Show to see how things are going. In this installment, Alex admits to punching a dog, plans to sneak into an assisted living center, and complains about Borat.

Today, Dan and Jordan go back to take a look at the days just before the 2016 election to compare them to how things look nowadays. In this installment, Alex gets obsessed with art, makes fun of some random goths, and seems very different in a particular way.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how the week began on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex totally doesn't get mad at a caller, Jordan demands specifics about the Devil's powers, and Steve Pieczenik puts forth a confusing and upsetting plan to take down "Big Tech."

Today, Dan and Jordan put present day Alex Jones on time-out, and take a glimpse into the past. In this installment, Alex brings in the big guns to cover the death of Antonin Scalia, which ends up mostly being about a suspicious van.

Today, Dan and Jordan learn what happens when Paul Joseph Watson calls in sick to work. Alex does not handle it well.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Monday's episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex donates to a hopelessly doomed Congressional candidate on air, gives Johnny Rotten an honorary doctorate, and gets really bored with the Supreme Court nomination hearings.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on to see how Alex Jones covered the fact that a fly landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate, and come away disappointed.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is handling the news that Donald Trump has tested positive for Covid-19. It was a strange weekend for everyone, but few as strange as Alex, starting in denial on Friday and ending up crying on air on Sunday.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at Alex Jones' coverage of the first presidential debate of the 2020 election. The debate itself was a mess, and Alex's show was basically the same thing, but with a few extra childish sound effects and blood-based accusations.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex covered the New York Times story about Trump's taxes. In this installment, Alex allows David Icke to say profoundly dumb things on air, Alex reveals that he knows nothing about history or the constitution, and Alex nearly overdoses on chills.