In this installment, Dan and Jordan get distracted from Alex by very important Tucker Carlson news, specifically that he wants Trump to hand out spankings, and that he was attacked by a demon.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex's response to Trump going on Rogan, the Madison Square Garden rally, and some really great comedy.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan find Alex doing an annoying interview with a congressperson, being very defensive about Twitter community notes, and fighting in an "ecclesiastical war."

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex trying to do a live interview on Russian TV, failing to do a live interview on Russian TV, and wanting to move on from the false alarm over the third (maybe fourth?) attempted assassination of Trump.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex revealing that the Globalists have retreated from their retreating plans, and in the process he summons a particularly grumpy version of Dan.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan catch up with Alex to take in a convoluted theory about Biden turning against Harris, learn about the nature of humanity, and observe Alex starting to refer to trans people as "mutants."

In this installment, Dan and Jordan find Alex gushing over Elon Musk and blaming Kamala Harris for the recent hurricanes, while Tucker Carlson provides a grim peek into his views on forgiveness.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to find Alex enjoying a rare moment of euphoria, reflecting on the VP debate, and interviewing a demigod.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan find Alex reflecting on the impeding death of most of his audience, nursing his voice back to health, and preparing for all his stuff to be auctioned off.

In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to find Alex discussing cow/human clones, admitting to some shady dealings with his bankruptcy, and talking about how many times he's had to beat up dogs.