Stories this week include:

• Domino's attempt to liven up boring cheese and ham pizza.
• Police track down flasher resembling infamous Bond villain.
• Siblings head to Blackheath Common for a 'Pokemon Hunt'.
• Teacher caught sneaking in to school to retrieve leftover fish fingers.

Also revealed: We debate how clean a pufferfish actually is...

Stories this week include:

• Former Chancellor believed to be amassing private militia to stage coup.
• Beloved inflatable employee forced into early retirement for a crude piece of 'misguided marketing humour'.
• Stables left facing bankruptcy after 15 tons of 'equine gold' goes up in flames.
• Unusual sculptures become the toast of the town.

Also revealed: We consider employing the services of a local professor...

Stories this week include:

• Olympics in jeopardy after box of matches go missing.
• Police appeal for witnesses after alleged 'milking' in local park.
• Telephone box protest ends in stalemate.
• Claimants to receive abusive voicemails from Job Centre staff until they re-enter employment says Work and Pensions Secretary.

Also revealed: Rob buys a birthday card...

Stories this week include:

• Jealous partner seizes on opportunity to release beloved family pet back into wild.
• Delivery driver leaves helpful note for self-employed mother.
• Village idiot finds herself in yet another hilarious scrape.
• Ministry of Justice deny reports of pilot scheme where drones used to deliver meals to prisoners.

Also revealed: The YouTube push continues...

Stories this week include:

• Tinder tool gets the military coup he rightly deserves.
• Victim of air rage allowed to fly plane for remainder of flight.
• Man delighted at prospect of first 'banana' party.
• Helicopter and leaf-blower fails to dry out cricket pitch in time for crucial game.

Also revealed: Anyone for YouTube?

Stories this week include:

• Woman shocked to see cock on roundabout.
• Terrifying creature revealed to be some old yarn.
• Llamas stage protest against Tour de France.
• Man bored of Brexit captures pilot of UFO on film.

Also revealed: We consider filing for copyright infringement...

Stories this week include:

• Police smash illegal rubber duck racing ring.
• Disgraced former Animal Hospital presenter causing stink in prison.
• Man that probably met Michael Jackson convicted of tax avoidance.
• Mythical 10 man train believed to be active in Barnehurst.

WARNING: High levels of Brexit contained within this podcast...

Stories this week include:

• Electro Smog set to release comeback album produced by Noel Edmonds.
• 31 years of karate experience failed to prevent savage attack on washing machine.
• Vicar invokes diplomatic immunity from the Almighty following drunken arrest.
• Department of Work and Pensions refuses to apologise for placing all pensioners in 'non-working/technically deceased' group in order to re-calculate benefits.

Also revealed: We explore the weird and wonderful submissions for 'the episode' competition...

Stories this week include:

• Concerns for the mental well-being of 'Priscilla Prim' increase following unprovoked attack on 'Auntie'.
• Shitterton upstaged by Brown Willy and Scratchy Bottom.
• Woefully inadequate man exposed by partner with extensive sex aid collection.
• Maid escapes ill-conceived amateur remake of comedy farce starring Michael Palin.

Also revealed: We revisit a wildly unpopular and often forgotten soap opera...

Stories this week include:

• Idyllic beauty spot left vacant following werewolf sightings.
• Police refuse selfie with naked sleepwalker.
• Lonely man haunted by amorous pigeons.
• Bouncing pervert captured on CCTV.

Also revealed: Alex threatens to reveal 'old stinker'...