Laughing with Myself

Melissa laughs at the bad trip she had this week, these spiritual instagram accounts and her acceptance of not being the brightest bitch on the block. Also, she shares honeybee facts.

Melissa laughs about the time she got a job at Disneyland, Golf N' Stuff, and the awful weird dream she had. 

Melissa laughs at maroon 5's song, the hilarious cholita saying "thas sah" at target, and how she realized her head shape is like her Dad's. 

Melissa laughs about these block shoes, her booger some ants carried, and the dip in mattresses.

Melissa laughs about being a Jeep girl now, going to the woods alone to be creepy, how dudes on dating apps are "there for friends", and hotel smell. 

Melissa laughs about feeling like a kid asking questions in the termite meeting, how she likes to scratch bug bites and pop up moles, and the good things she is taking away from her break-up. 

Melissa laughs about her fart during praying, the church hymns need to not be lazy, and while she was crying her dog kept squeaking a toy and made her feel like a clown. 

Melissa laughs about how Jimmy Johns sounds sexy and clumpy cotton pillows at hotels, and does her prayer get answered if it's mumbled and includes giggles? 

Melissa laughs about weenie pics, how dolphins are scary and smart and she won't ever swim with them, and the Spanish words she knows very well.

Melissa laughs at how instagram makes her lost and confused on what she wants in life, going to her Abuelita's funeral, and wanting to be in a musical someday.