Melissa laughs about how she wants her wrinkles to end up smiley and Wario's body is the best to play with, and if someone listens to opera they may be a killer. 

Melissa laughs at herself for not being able to smile, the giving up face, these ridiculous rock climbing documentaries, and how she's nervous to confront her cat Ella.

Melissa laughs about online shopping reviews, Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite month, and her impressions of the Little Rascal's and Shirley Temple. 

Melissa laughs about copying people she looks up to, the hideous sound she makes when she gets frightened by a moth, and the sensitive stories behind her tattoos. 

Melissa laughs about not wanting to be in the soak zone, how her siblings play band during Christmas, how she misses her Michael Jackson impression.

Melissa laughs about the things in her grandparents cabin, how she used to be called Skinny Bone Jones, and how she chooses mountains over beaches. And how she sleeps through holidays. Also she sings Celine and Bocelli. 

Melissa laughs about singing in choir and looking at the sky and how she is a quiet focused driver.

Melissa laughs about how bad her Spanish is, her excitement to be an auntie, and when she finds old undies tangled in her pants.

Melissa laughs about her back spasms and anime sounds and how once she got mooned in the middle of the street and peed her pants laughing. 

Melissa laughs about corny radio commercials, her leftover teen angst, and how she used to smell the back part of her headgear. Also how her parents rock for bringing burritos.