We love NFL football. That's because we're unapologetic, red-blooded American men. So we, like about one-hundred million like-minded US citizens, plopped ourselves down in front of our flat screens with our chips, dip and adult beverages of choice and watched as the Seahawks decimated the Broncos in one of the most lop-sided and boring Super Bowls in recent memory. When the best part of the game was Bruno Mars' halftime show, you know we have truly been "Locked out of Heaven."

We are sure, like us, you've often seen evidence of our fellow man exhibiting a total disregard for the sensibility and propery of others. Exhibit A: We go to the men's room at Dave's high-end office complex to do our "business" and we discover some cretin has defaced both sinks and the counter top with black spray paint. Just what in the name of hell is going on here? Seriously!

It's cold and flu season, especially at Johnny's house. His wife and niece are sick with something awful and all he hears is sniffling, coughing and sneezing. Now Johnny got his annual flu shot but his wife doesn't believe in flu shots so she and their niece didn't get one. So far, Johnny's just fine, and he's not worried about getting sick. He's worried about the consequences of being right when he's on the wrong side of his beloved bride's point of view.

Two First Ladies seem to always make headlines. One spends taxpayer money on travel and entertainment like it's her birthright. Another aspires to higher office by riding her husband's coattails as a fawning media shamelessly covers for her. At least that's Johnny's opinion. And wait until you hear his views on the 19th amendment. Paging Susan B. Anthony.

Recently Dave travelled south to join his uncles and cousins for his first-ever golf experience. Dave, by his own admission, is not very athletic Now, when a few cocktails are added to his Olympic lack of coordination, a little hilarity might ensue. Let's just say his tee shots might have had some local reptiles ducking for cover.

We're, by nature, not very patient men, especially when it comes to poor or even non-existent national leadership. Taking a daring step into the world of politics, our 2 Legends tell you what they think of the current US president. Spoiler alert: They don't like Mr. Obama, and they have their reasons. Whether or not they make any sense, we'll leave that judgement to you.

We've had it with the messed up priorities concerning the over and premature commercialization of our once sacred holidays. This year we saw Christmas being promoted in October before Halloween. And now comes the revelation and resurrection of Easter candy even before the "holiday" tree has been tossed to the curb. For crying out loud, don't we have to suffer through the hell that is Valentine's Day first?

It's high time we talked about the legalization of marijuana... So today we're going to weed through all the hype and get right down to manning up when it comes to the ingestion of pot. And it's a joint effort. (You'd think these puns were funny if you lived in Colorado.) Listen in and inhale metaphorically as we discuss the "weed of wisdom."

When we were kids we braved almost any weather, including snow, to get our butts to school. But these days every school administrator goes into panic mode when they see a snowflake, hear a dire forecast or see that the next town over has declared a snow day. New Englanders used to be a tough breed, but not anymore. Let the rant begin.

We have a confession to make. Sometimes, when we're "on the throne" we get our best texting, emailing and shopping done. We know we are not alone. The intrigue and sense of social discomfort is overwhelming...