Lifeline

By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life,... more

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How many episodes does Lifeline have?

The podcast currently has 224 episodes available.

Lifeline episodes:

May 25, 2025162. Never Come Clean
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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Today we're talking about having a friend who tells you about plans but doesn't invite you, asking another man for help removing your very tight shirt, if you should blow your nose in private, and discussing the merits of bidets once again.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
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More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused

Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Live on tour: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠

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1h 7min
May 18, 2025161. He's a Eunuch
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
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🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠⁠⁠
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠⁠⁠
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠⁠⁠
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Today we're talking about being nickel and dime'd, how to deal with friends coming onto your ex, questionable baby names, incel behavior, and the yank move.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠
Tiktok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠⁠
More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused

Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠

Live on tour: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 10min
May 11, 2025160. Long-Term Rinky Dink
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠⁠
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠⁠
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠⁠
🔗 All our links: ⁠⁠⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠
Today we're wondering if it's important to have a ho phase at some point in your life, perhaps right after having a bad breakup. We're also talking about people who harass others about seeing a new movie, dating outside of your type, and if Don Draper was really just a big dork.

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠
Tiktok: ⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠⁠

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused

Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠⁠.

More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠⁠

Live on tour: ⁠⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 8min
May 04, 2025159. We Built This City
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠⁠
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠⁠
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠⁠
🔗 All our links: ⁠⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠⁠
TODAY we're talking about why men lie about their height on their dating profiles, if it's better for the man to be obsessed with the woman in a relationship (or vice versa), more movie cliches, and how to move on up in your job when it's time.

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠⁠
Tiktok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠⁠

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused

Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠⁠mattdelia.com⁠⁠.

More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: ⁠⁠congratulationspod.com⁠⁠

Live on tour: ⁠⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 7min
April 27, 2025158. The Depravtiy
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at ⁠patreon.com/lifelineluxury⁠. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: ⁠forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9⁠
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: ⁠apple.co/3NG2G2G⁠
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: ⁠spoti.fi/3NPUwoT⁠
🔗 All our links: ⁠linktr.ee/watchlifeline⁠
Today we're discussing if you're a bad person for loving true crime and depraved content, the correct way to order your silverware drawer, making process suggestions at work to your boss, when people make small talk and then walk away, how to publish a book, and we have advice for a lonely guy who ended up cuddling with a guy at a party.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: ⁠instagram.com/watchlifeline⁠
Tiktok: ⁠tiktok.com/@watchlifeline⁠

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused

Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at ⁠mattdelia.com⁠.

More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: ⁠congratulationspod.com⁠

Live on tour: ⁠chrisdelia.com/tour⁠

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 8min
April 20, 2025157. OnlyMoms
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

TODAY we're talking about using other people's bar soap in the shower, pet peeve movie tropes, advice for people moving to Los Angeles, if being able to sing well is a talent, and if you should ever throw a couple's shower.
💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 9min
April 13, 2025156. The Hatchet Man Upstairs
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

TODAY we're talking about if it's okay for men to dance, being outclassed as the funny guy in the friend group, dieting for your wedding, shooting your shot, and telling your girl everything.

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 8min
April 06, 2025155. Say Thank You
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

TODAY we're talking about whether or not it's ok to have an issue with what your partner is wearing, backing into parking spots, how to foster strong bonds between siblings, conversations about sports, saying thank you too much, and why Chris never watches any good movies.

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 5min
March 30, 2025154. Ding Dong Ditched Life
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

TODAY we're talking about splitting a gas tank with friends, imgining being attacked and what you would do or how you would handle the situation, health concerns before your kids are born, if it's good to keep cash on you, and "the guy from Shawshank."

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 7min
March 23, 2025153. Sever Me, Baby
LIFELINE ✨LUXURY✨ is available at patreon.com/lifelineluxury. Extra episodes every month, no advice, all for $5. Our Patreon is also the exclusive home to all the live podcasts which we film and upload!

🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G
🔊 Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline

TODAY we're talking a little bit about Severance, what to do about people saying that F Word, an attempt to answer a strange sidewalk gentleman, and why is it called pantsing?

💚 Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia.

More LIFELINE:
Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline

More Matt D'Elia:
Sign up FOR FREE For Matt's Patreon for all episodes of The Private Record and upcoming drops of Matt D'Elia is Confused
Book 20 or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com.
More Chris D'Elia:
Congratulations podcast: congratulationspod.com
Live on tour: chrisdelia.com/tour

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
...more
1h 6min

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How many episodes does Lifeline have?

The podcast currently has 224 episodes available.

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