🚨Weeooooweeeoooo SNACK ALERT 🚨

Don your napkins and grab your sporks – Ronald Young Jr. is in the studio! And he’s got a show you thirsty lil babes will NOT wanna miss. If you are in the DC area (or know someone in the DC area) get thine asses to the Miracle Theater to see his one-man show HEARTBREAKER so you can tell him what a cutie he is in person. Who among you will win his heart forever? Only one way to find out how long Big Ron can tolerate you! And btw, Big Ron is a Patreon subscriber and we’re obsessed with him. Are YOU a Patreon subscriber yet? We are obsessed with every single person who supports the show! Something to consider…www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Plus, Lindy Has a Secret!! No spoilers here–the only way to know what it is is to tune all the way in! If YOU love Lindy’s secret, here’s some wonderful news for you: Lindy will be in Oklahoma City from April 10-19! Everyone get your train ticket to OKC to see her show Every Castle, Ranked!

This week we also report on Normal News. Is the Leviathan (male) awakening? 🤔🤔🤔 Pipe up in the comments! And last but not least in Normal News: jazz fans? You’re on notice, sweeties. Metalheads? Call us on the BFF Party Phone (703) 829-0003 💋

Pray for Meagan’s Seahawks in the 2026 Super Bowl LX! Text us your every thought, or hop into the discord to chat about it! Go teams! 

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Learn about Eric from the Sewers in Lindy and Meagan Ride the Gon-doo-doo-la with Big Ron
• Lindy and Meagan Are Trapped in the Walk-In Freezer
• Lindy and Meagan and Big Ron are the Biggest Losers
• Lindy and Meagan Sleep Their Way to the Top (with Big Fig AND Big Ron)
• LW and MHM on Big Ron’s podcasts
• Lindy West is Older and Wiser
• The Biggest Loser w/Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays
• Lindy and Meagan are Breast Friends with Kelsey McKinney
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“Meagan and Lindy are hilarious. This podcast always puts me in a good mood.”

HMJDPT *YOU* ALWAYS PUT ***US*** IN A GOOD MOOD!!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Go see Ronald’s live show HEARTBREAKER at the Miracle Theater on 2/21!
• Get tix for Lindy’s show Every Castle, Ranked at the Field Hall in Port Angeles 2/6!
• Road triiiiip! Go see Lindy’s Every Castle, Ranked at the Oklahoma City Repertory Theater 4/10 thru 4/19!
• Support your pal Ronald Young Jr. over at patreon.com/ohitsbigron
• Check out RYJ’s Leaving the Theater
• Check out RYJ’s Weight for it
• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
• Check out SWAMP PERSON 
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
• Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at [email protected]!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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