We’re back at full capacity (60% of normal human capacity)!!!!

It’s so good and cool to be alive right now! Everything is the best!!!!!!!!!~!!! We LIKE it here!

Some things we’re seeing that make us feel regular:

• A grandpa on Tiktok
• Listening back to unmedicated Lindy
• Harlan Coban’s entire oeuvre

And we’re revisiting the beloved segment Whatcha Watchin’ (PS - call to Jingleheimers! We need a Whatcha Watchin’ jingle!!!). We’re watching Harlan Coben’s slop, and we want to know which of his works YOU are slurpin’ up. Write in at [email protected]!

Plus: who might be accidentally watchin’ Lindy’s butt? Tune in to find out! 

And last but not least…we’re soft launching a spinoff?? We want to protect your right to disassociate from reality, so let us know if you would enjoy a bonus episode of all (or at least most) things political? I guess comment with your thoughts or let us know in the discord or text us at (703) 829-0003?? If true, we must also kindly request a Swamp Person jingle 👀👀👀

**Trigger Warnings: Mention of the murder of Renee Good at 12min to 14:25, and things get generally swampy at 55min

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• What are yourzzzz lore in: Lindy and Meagan Will Run Venezuela
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“If this podcast was daily and the only topic was these two talking about paint drying, I'd still listen as long as they bring that absolute infectious laughter!! And FLOOR BED?!? As a recent new owner of one of these magical pieces of... furniture(?)...I was HOWLING during that segment. TEN STARS!!”

KAL_AVERY WE ARE GOING TO INVEST YOUR 10 STARS INTO A ROTH IRA AND LIVE OFF OF THEM IN RETIREMENT FOREVER!!!!!!!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Papa on TikTok
• Check out SWAMP PERSON – should we spin off? Let us knowwwww
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
• Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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