Ooohh time-space continuum is on the fritz–it’s a completely different day and yet…possibly the same day, who could say? They’re wearing different clothes, so the evidence suggests either 1) a parallel universe is unfolding before us 2) we’re caught in a time loop, or 3) that Lindy and MHM changed clothes between two back to back recordings to present YouTube viewers with a new visually stimulating experience.

Here’s what’s so great about these fancy-pants studio recordings…the girls are spaced out and gabbing, and it’s like they pulled up a chair for ya. It’s nice!!! And it’s all thanks to our devoted, mentally ill Patreon subscribers over at patreon.com/textmebackpod. You’re sick and we hope you never get well.

This week we talk about:

-Reno 😬 

-Nebraska 🌽

-Lindy scaring the big bad cops 🚓

-Meagan’s nosy train neighbor 🚂

-NYC parking 👎👎👎

-MalibuFitMaxx 💪

Did you know that you can buy and even READ Adult Braces, the book? You can learn more about BAAA the van! Don’t you want to know about BAAA the van? 🐑🐑🐑🐑

And if YOU’RE from Nebraska, let us know what you get up to out there over at [email protected].

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Get caught in a time-loop with us with last week’s episode: Lindy and Meagan and Guy Wear Sweatpants to a Broadway Show
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
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It’s a DUST BOWL of accolades, go over to Apple Podcasts and leave us 5 stars and a nice word review!! We’re parched! !!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Lindy’s book tour info
• If you’re in the Midwest, you gotta check out Lindy’s OKC residency of Every Castle, Ranked
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
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• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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