Deep-cut audio lore, chaotic jingles, and possibly altering the course of America—just another exceedingly normal episode of Text Me Back.

🚨🚨Hot Take Alert 🚨🚨Meagan defends nepo babies? If you’re into blazing hot takes from topics that were top of mind in 2014, you are in for a real treat today. And a new segment means a call for a new theme song! Zuma Rossdale Stefani please we need your help!!!!

And Lindy held the future of America in her DMs?? GRIMES!! CALL US GIRL! (703) 829-0003.

And speaking of new segment theme songs…do you like Lindy’s Dong Exploder audio crime?? DM us with your compliments @textmebackpod on IG!

Plus, we are thrilled to bring you new friend-lore! Lindy unearths the legendary ~chonkay~ audio from Loveline, validating two decades of in-jokes. She also embarks on a crucial scientific study (okay Busy Business Woman): How jade roller? What do?  Are you a jade roller/face juice expert?? Email us at [email protected]

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

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