Important Mormon intel. A correction re: our innate sense of rhythm. The FaT ShoT DruG (that isn’t working). A new installment of Liam Neeson, Help! Lindy has been TAKEN by a Toxic Man: Debit Card Edition. Plus, our buried headline: Meagan’s Wikifeet. Apparently, Meagan has a robust and active page all to herself, leading Meagan to book the first flight available to space with Gayle and the gang to escape this reality. In space, no one can see your feet. 

And fan favorite segment I Can Fix Her is back! Here are our picks of the week!

• Carnation instant Breakfast
• Milk Frother
• International Delight spray cold foam

Special shoutout to listener Hannah! Thank you for sharing your insights into the Mormon Sealing Ceremony! If we could, we’d seal to you right now (non-evil category). Unfortunately, we might want to shoot our shot with that rich Mormon lady and apparently we can only seal to one person 😤 Participation trophy to you tho! 

Speaking of participation, we know we ask for your Patreon dollars often–it’s what helps the show keep going, and what has helped bring back full length video episodes and will continue to help the show grow. But there are free ways to be a part of the community too and we wanted to highlight that! 

• Tell your friends! Send them a little link to the pod and tell them you’re thinking of them? That sounds so nice!
• Leave us 5 stars on Apple and Spotify
• !!!!Sign up for our free newsletter Newsletter Me Back!!!!
• Follow us on IG @textmebackpod
• Subscribe to our Youtube and enjoy our shorts and full vids! 
• Write us a nice review on Apple Podcasts (y’all say some really funny and nice things there and we luv u). Example below <3

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Hop back to our first installment of our Mormon convo in Lindy and Meagan are Scoot Scoot Scootin’ on Heaven’s Door
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“I don't even have the words to describe this podcast because nothing like it has ever existed.”

LULU THE CAT THIS IS SO ACCURATE THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF OUR SHARED DELUSION

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
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• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.

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