Y’all…you are sick and we hope you never get well.

This week we wanted to highlight some of our favorite moments from people’s princess and Emmy award winning writer Guy Branum, people’s princess and star of stage and Twitch stream Alice Wetterlund, and people’s menace and certified snack Ronald Young, Jr. Honorable mention and pre-emptive RIP to Meagan’s Emo-Meter 🌡️and a Very Special shoutout to the fine curators of the Phantom of the Opera wiki. 

And you all? You showed UP for us. It seems that we must accept the fact that we are MODERATELY SUCCESSFUL PODCASTERS??? Is this a gift or a curse???

But for realsies, we are humbled before you in a heaping pile of BBLs for BBWs totes. (If you qualified for a tote, we’ll be in touch!) Many of you are new Patreon subscribers, or upgraded to a higher tier than you were previously on! Many of you upgraded to our beloved Freekaconda tier. We learned that there are scads of Canadians in our midst, and murmurations of Meagans. All of you are officially our BFFs and potential spouses. So from the bottom of our hearts THANK YOU for showing us that we’re on the right track here, that we really oughta keep doing the show (sry MHM). You’re OUR ANGELS. 

All of our lives are available on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@textlindyandmeaganback (don’t forget to subscribe so you get our little funny videos AND our After Darks), so go enjoy and if you like-like us and you haven’t already, we’ll drop our wittle patreon link here 👉https://www.patreon.com/textmebackpod

And if you want to support us here are some free thingies you can do!

• Subscribe to our FREE newsletter https://newslettermeback.substack.com/
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• Rate us 5 stars on Spotify
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• Tag us on socials and show our guests some love!

And speaking of…

Connect with Samantha Irby:

• Sam’s Substack bitches gotta eat!: https://bitchesgottaeat.substack.com/
• Buy all her books!
• meaty
• we are never meeting in real life
• wow, no thank you
• quietly hostile

Connect with Guy Branum

• Guy Branum on IG: https://www.instagram.com/guybranum/?hl=en
• SEE HIM IN PERSON AT HIS SHOW: "Be Fruitful" SF 10-20, Portland 10-23, Seattle 10-24, Phili 12-17, DC 12-18, Brooklyn 12-19

Connect with Alice Wetterlund:

• Follow her on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/alicewetterlund

Connect with Big Ron:

• Big Ron’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/ohitsbigron/?hl=en
• Listen to Ron’s podcast Weight for It

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Tune into our Pledge Drive Lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLIST
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“Get your bff and put this in your earholes. Meagan and Lindy are the best friends you never knew were missing from your life. This podcast brightens all my days.”

MAZ2401 YOU’LL NEVER BE RID OF US NOW! BFFS 4EVA!!!!!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
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• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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