Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Lindy and Meagan Lead as Two Kings


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Welcome to another classic episode of Text Me Back, where Lindy and Meagan, two self-appointed kings, tackle the most pressing issues of our time. See agenda below:


FIRST AGENDA ITEM: Buggies. Meagan bullies a neighbor by sending another round of live bugs to a stranger’s building. And friends…there is potentially a third round of bugs en route. The only real downside is that this is accidental bullying and Meagan may have to leave the D.C. area :/


NEXT UP: We’re checking in on Lindy’s Rebuilding Year! Wikifeet Update: We Don’t Feel Safe!!! And to the person who uploaded 72 photos of Lindy’s feet…thank you? We think?? Either way the score has CHANGED. Tune in to see what Lindy’s rating is now! Are you a Wikifeet growth hacker? Tell us your top tips by texting or calling the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.


AND AFTER THE BREAK: Normal News. Bioluminescent pig butt worms and reptile smuggling. Need we say more? We’re gonna say more. Thank you to everyone sending in Normal News–never stop DMing us @textmebackpod.


Plus, a correction on last week’s Sir Topham Hatt / George Carlin conspiracy (we regret the error), a heartfelt thank you to MagicMind for keeping Lindy off coffee, and an urgent item for cougars to weigh in: Would Lindy jogging in the woods activate your predatory instincts? Email us at [email protected].


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We’re happy wakey girls with the help of these little juiceys!!!!!!!! 

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NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

  • Check out Part 1 of Lindy’s Wikifeet arc: Lindy and Meagan Start a Wikifeet Retirement Plan
  • Revisit the first appearance of Dr. Freek Vonk and Freekaconda in Lindy and Meagan have Died of Dystentary
  • Or even better, catch our first-ever drop of the Freek Vonk song in Lindy and Meagan Get Drafted
  • Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
  • Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
  • Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!



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“Current events have put me off a lot of my normal pods but never Text Me Back! They are deftly weaving between the absolute chaos of the current administration and unbridled goofiness and that's exactly what I need right now. So funny!!”


TAIT25 WE ARE DEFTLY WEAVING ALL OVER YOU!!! 😍


STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

  • Get your Magic Mind subscription here: https://magicmind.com/textmeback!!! You get up to 48% off with our code: TEXTMEBACK20
  • Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
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Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.


We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!


You can email us at [email protected]!


WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!


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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.


Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.


You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!


Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.


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