Horsey got them BELL BOTTOM LEGS!

Welcome back, darlings, form your intrepid and barely alive hosts! MARIO LOPEZ IS GONNA RUN VENEZUELA and things simply could not be more regular.

After a beautiful month of resting and festering, we slither back to you in worse shape than ever. Why? The CDC will never tell 🙉and that’s also good and normal!!!! 

First on the agenda: Tidings! Lindy and Meagan share their favorite little gifties (the ones their fever-rotted brains can remember), what they did over the holidays, and flight nightmares 💕 Did you get cute little thingies over the holidays? Tell us your glamorous first class experiences or **FUNNY** semi-traumatic plane experiences. Write in at [email protected].

THEN: We’re checking in our 2025 resolutions, and creating new ones for the new year! How did Meagan’s pickles journey go? Was Lindy an Even Better BBW in 2025? Let us know! And what are YOUR resolutions or ~intentions~? Text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

Sterling K. Brown…Facetime us after you get out of the gym, honey!!! 

**Trigger Warnings for Mention of: ☠️☠️☠️horsies, Venezuela, sniffles and sneezes, not-great airplane experiences**

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Last years new year’s ep: Lindy and Meagan are Full of Garmonbozia
• Hear Meagan’s Oregon Trail monologue in Lindy and Meagan Have Died of Dysentery
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:

“The only podcast that will have me shouting to my husband about a shrew update. I love listening every week to these wonderful women who never fail to make me laugh. Keep up the great work!”

RUBY686 THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR MOST SHREW-D LISTENER!!!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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• Check out Meagan’s latest installment of SWAMP PERSON
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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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