Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, but seriously go review us on iTunes, all of my life I've been waiting in the rain.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: THE NIGHT THEY TOOK MISS BEAUTIFUL

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: TAMARA DREWE

Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, ain't got no trouble in my life, no foolish dream to make me cry.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: CONVOY

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS

Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, manic depression is a frustrating mess.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: INHERENT VICE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: GALLIPOLI

Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, you can like the life your living, you can live the life you like.

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM COLLECTION

Dave's DVD pick of the week: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)

Also mentioned: OBSERVE AND REPORT

Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, number one is a hard time in the making.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HERE IS ALWAYS SOMEWHERE ELSE

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: MAD AS HELL

Also mentioned: HERB & DOROTHY, IRMA VEP, BEAUTY

Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.

Dave's DVD pick of the week: STONEWALL UPRISING

Alonso's Blu-ray pick of the week: GOODFELLAS

The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, ton coeur de silex résiste au feu.

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Dave’s DVD pick of the week: GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 3D

Alonso’s DVD pick of the week: CAGED MEN

Louis’ DVD pick of the week: HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

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Dave and Alonso explore the perks of turning 50 and make up new factions for a really dumb YA franchise. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a nice review on iTunes, telephone is ringing, is that my mother on the phone?

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: VINCENT AND THEO

Dave's DVD pick of the week: HOLIDAY

Dave and Alonso unpack the complexes of a certain fairy-tale heroine. Also, the ka-chunk is back, and Dave wears an ice bag that makes Alonso dissolve into church giggles. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, it's true what they say, it's better the devil you know.

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Alonso's DVD pick of the week: HESTER STREET

Dave's DVD pick of the week: WHITE LINE FEVER

Dave and Alonso discuss Maggie Smith's tea prep tips as a way to avoid discussing Maggie Smith's movie. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, and this is crazy.

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Dave's DVD pick of the week: HUMAN RESOURCES

Alonso's DVD pick of the week: ROBOT AND FRANK