Linoleum Knife

By Dave White / Alonso DuraldeTV & Film

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Linoleum Knife episodes

April 29, 2014 "The Other Woman," "Locke," "Brick Mansions," "The Quiet Ones," "Gambit"
Dave and Alonso's tardy post–USA Film Festival podcast includes everything you needed to know about fish-gutting, Kate Upton's contributions to heterosexuality, and telling Carol Kane and Carole King apart. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, stream (and review us) on Stitcher Radio, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, you see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.

Visit linoleum-knife.com and PayPal $1.99 each to [email protected] for our CLUE and THE APPLE commentaries; TWO FOR THE ROAD commentary coming soon.

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ
1 hr 9 min
April 20, 2014 "Transcendence," "Heaven Is for Real," "Joe," "Bears," "A Haunted House 2"
Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No-Budget Film School http://bit.ly/NHdjDd (use discount code LINOLEUM to save 20% off their "Art and Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" seminar May 3 and 4!)

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1 hr 19 min
April 13, 2014 "Rio 2," "Draft Day," "Oculus," "Only Lovers Left Alive," "Under the Skin"
Alonso and Dave are feeling collegial and enjoying the fact that they aren't quite sure what exactly happens in that new Scarlett Johansson movie (the one that Captain America isn't in). Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, buy our commentary tracks by PayPal-ing $1.99 each to [email protected].

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM, by Reed Martin. http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Our theme music is composed and performed by Bleu -- http://www.bleutopia.com
1 hr 34 min
April 06, 2014 "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," "Alan Partridge," "Dom Hemingway," "Afflicted"
Dave and Alonso argue over who's boss but also acknowledge that it might be Jude Law or Chris Evans. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe for free at iTunes, visit linoleum-knife.com, catch a falling star and put it in your pocket.Pick up Reed Martin's THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM at http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZSign up for No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking," May 3-4 in Los Angeles and get a 20% discount with offer code LINOLEUM. http://bit.ly/NHdjDd
1 hr 18 min
March 31, 2014 "Noah," "Nymphomaniac, Vols. I & II," "Sabotage," "The Raid 2," "Cesar Chavez"
Dave & Alonso make O-faces for Lars Von Trier and O RLY-faces for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Like our Facebook page, subscribe and review us on iTunes, follow us @linoleumcast, it's a lot like life. Linoleum Knife is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ and No Budget Film School's "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking" on May 3-4 http://bit.ly/NHdjDd -- get 20% off with discount code LINOLEUM
1 hr 32 min
March 23, 2014 "Divergent," "God's Not Dead," "Muppets Most Wanted," "Bad Words," "Cheap Thrills"
Dave and Alonso juggle a new sponsor, another Jesus movie, possible food poisoning and a movie they forgot to cover last week, so please forgive them for not getting around to "Nymphomaniac, Vols. 1 and 2." Subscribe on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, and we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun.

Buy our CLUE episode/commentary for just $1.99, PayPal-ed to [email protected]

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin http://amzn.to/1f7rQiZ

Linoleum Knife is also brought to you by No-Budget Film School; sign up for their famed two-day class "The Art & Science of No-Budget Filmmaking on May 3 & 4 in Los Angeles and get 20% off with promo code LINOLEUM. http://bit.ly/NHdjDd
1 hr 44 min
March 17, 2014 "Need for Speed," "Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club," "Veronica Mars," "Enemy"
Dave and Alonso have a new theme song AND a new Tyler Perry movie to dissect, so it's like double Christmas around here. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, PayPal $1.99 each to [email protected] for our commentary tracks for CLUE and THE APPLE, do do that voodoo that you do so well.

Linoleum Knife is brought to you by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003MQLZKS/ref=alonsoduralde-20

Theme music by Bleu -- find out more at http://www.bleutopia.com
1 hr 29 min
March 09, 2014 "300: Rise of an Empire," "Mr. Peabody and Sherman," "The Grand Budapest Hotel," "The Face of Love"
Dave and Alonso discuss the "faggy"-osity of the 300 franchise and concoct better plot twists for Annette Bening's latest. Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast and hey I passed you on the street.

The Linoleum Knife Podcast is sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT MAKING AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE by Reed Martin. http://www.amazon.com/Reel-Truth-Everything-Making-Independent/dp/0571211038/ref=alonsoduralde-20
1 hr 22 min
March 02, 2014 "Non-Stop," "Son of God," "The Wind Rises," "Ernest & Celestine"
Dave and Alonso both make embarrassing production mistakes before discussing why there hasn't been a decent Jesus movie in decades, and why there needs to be an action movie about a guy who bumps into things and spills food on his clothing. Sponsored by THE REEL TRUTH: EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEED TO KNOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT FILM by Reed Martin. Leave us a nice review (and subscribe) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast I see you baby, shakin' that a**.
1 hr 3 min
February 23, 2014 "Pompeii," "3 Days to Kill," "Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me," "In Secret"
Dave and Alonso have a new tape deck! Also lots of opinions about the healing powers of Dakota Fanning, Child Veterinarian. Visit linoleum-knife.com, subscribe for free (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, I dreamed I saw the knights in armor coming, saying something about a queen.
1 hr 18 min