If a dog shits in the woods and no one is there to throw it in the trash, does the dog really shit at all? THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Turns out this is NOT the 150th episode nor is it not my next live show...and this is largely due to a human error knowing that my counting skills are on a steep decline with each passing day. Tune into the brand new episode for some fun facts and phrases, a long train of thought about buying expired salad dressing and several new entries to be written in the future book that will be published someday, "Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People?"

EPISODE NOTES:

Fun facts before the show (0:08)

It is NOT the 150th episode and it is NOT a live show today (1:57)

Make sure to grab your tickets for the Adirondack Wine and Food Festival (4:25) 

Nobody Asked Me, But... (6:16)

Have you ever returned something at a grocery store? (12:13)

Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People? (22:15)

"Living High on the Hog" (27:47)

Documentary overload (31:00)

My encounter with the Jehovah's Witnesses (33:48)

This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.

Save on your Adirondack Wine and Food Festival tickets by purchasing them here. Also grab your tickets to Saratoga National's Porchsecco Happy Hour on June 20!