The Oldest Profession Podcast

Lizzie Lape


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It’s a role reversal this week as Kaytlin (@kaytlinbailey) lets Wendi (@wendibird82) take the storytelling helm and it’s a wild one. Buckle in and get ready to learn about the multiple marriages of Ohio brothel tycoon Lizzie Lape as well as a crash course get in charmingly bullshitting your way through your job! The girls rant about everything from credit agencies to the stock market and even ROBOTS. They also discuss the complexities of engaging in‘traditional’ dating as a former sex worker AND stress the importance of providing low-glycemic snacks to your lover. Can these brazen former sex workers find true love? How many angry emails will they receive once literally anyone that spends more than 10 minutes on Wikipedia finds out that their fun, drunk Auntie straight up fabricated historical facts?? Will facts even matter when robots hack the cloud and take over the world?!?

 

***   FOLLOW US (on social media, not down a dark alley pretty please) Twitter: @oldpropodcast @kaytlinbailey @wendistarling Instagram: @oldpropodcast @kaytlinbailey @wendibird82 [email protected]   ***   Brought to you by Velvet Swing. Velvet swing is a cannabis-enhanced lubricant known to enhance pleasure. THC dilates the smallest capillaries, which increases blood flow, heightens sensitivity, and can lead to longer, stronger orgasms. The product was meticulously researched by sexual icon Mistress Matisse and delivers a unique levels of sexual satisfaction for men, women & couples.    ***   Produced by Mary Kelly Funky One Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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