"I always know porn when I see it. I've NEVER been confused."

A 'forever night' for Miami is on the horizon and Mike simply does not care what anyone else thinks. He's so locked in for tonight's game that he's leaving early for reasons no one on the show can actually understand. IT'S NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME DAY, BABY.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Dave Dameshek, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike.

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