The Fourth of July gave us more material than we could've written ourselves.

They also discuss a woman leaving America to move to Afghanistan for a man she met on Snapchat, why public behavior seems to be getting more unhinged, disastrous flight delays, sneaking snacks into movie theaters, and how a dog with a taste for coconut oil created an unforgettable night.

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After a short break, DJ & Kelly are back—and kicking off a brand new era of Locked & Probably Loaded.

This week, we catch up on everything that's happened while we were away, including Kelly's birthday celebration at the legendary Magic Castle, where one impossible illusion left us questioning reality (seriously... where did that goose come from?).

Kelly's brother Scott joins us to tell the unbelievable story of accidentally getting turned away at the Magic Castle because of the dress code, leading to a frantic Hollywood scooter adventure, an emergency wardrobe change, and one very memorable entrance.

We also review every movie we've seen since DJ got his Regal Unlimited pass, including Backrooms, Masters of the Universe, The Sheep Detectives, I Love Boosters, Disclosure Day, Stop That Train, Obsession, and Scary Movie 6. Which movies surprised us? Which ones were worth the hype? And which one earned our brand-new "Y'all Shouldn't Have Done That" award?

Plus, we rant about shrinkflation, sunscreen getting smaller and more expensive, Magic Castle etiquette, internet disasters while recording remotely, aphantasia, movie theater obsession, and plenty of the completely unqualified conversations you'd expect from us.

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DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart are back with another unhinged episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! The duo dives deep into everything from Trump's excessive tweeting habits (565 times in April alone!) to the dangers of AI misinformation and Canadian separatist movements. They debate the merits of Fahrenheit vs. Celsius, discuss why some people shouldn't inject their own Botox, and explore the fascinating world of medical tourism in Turkey and Mexico. Plus, don't miss the hilarious dramatic reading of Scott's epic email exchange with a Nigerian scammer named Alfred, where he promises $10,000 and threatens to hunt him down in Australia. They also touch on Real Housewives drama, the importance of honest product reviews, and why knowing your future health problems might not be such a great idea after all. Join the conversation and don't forget to subscribe, rate us five stars, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Follow us @LoadedPod on social media and visit probablyLoadedPod.com. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for early access to episodes with video and exclusive monthly live happy hours! ##

Chapters

00:00 - Welcome & Lucky Steals from Kelly's Purse

02:00 - Jesse Waters' Math Fail & Living on $20/Hour

05:30 - Spencer Pratt for Mayor & Tax Talk

10:00 - Graffiti Towers & AI Misinformation

15:30 - Alberta Separatist Movement Discussion

20:00 - Social Media Posting Frequency Madness

25:00 - Celsius vs Fahrenheit Debate

30:00 - Medical Tourism & Botox in Turkey

35:00 - Health Scans: Do You Really Want to Know?

40:00 - Nigerian Scammer Email Dramatic Reading

50:00 - Final Thoughts & Sign Off

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oin DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart for another wild episode of Locked and Probably Loaded! DJ recounts his recent trip to Calgary where he received an honorary white hat ceremony (not to be confused with anything else!), dealt with freezing temperatures, and had some memorable bar experiences. The duo discusses their disappointing visit to see The Devil Wears Prada sequel, compares it unfavorably to the original, and debates the merits of various food challenges. They also dive into discussions about AI lying, invasive banking policies, modern car surveillance technology, and why dry humping was apparently a regional activity. Plus, Lucky the dog makes a studio appearance, and they tackle the eternal question: what would your last meal be? It's chaotic, hilarious, and quintessentially Locked and Probably Loaded! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on your favorite platform! Follow us on social media @LoadedPod and visit LoadedPod.com for more. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/loadedpod for episodes a week early with video and access to monthly live happy hours. The next one is May 16th! ##

Chapters 00:00 - Welcome & Calgary White Hat Ceremony 03:30 - Parade Cancellation & Winter Gear Mishap

06:45 - Vancouver Trip & Laser Facial

10:15 - Universal Studios Cinco de Mayo Disaster

12:30 - Devil Wears Prada Movie Review

28:15 - Banking Privacy Concerns & ID Requirements

33:45 - Car Surveillance Technology Discussion

38:15 - Kevin Hart's "Funny AF" Show

42:00 - AI Trivia & ChatGPT Problems

46:15 - Last Meal Discussions & Food Challenges

51:00 - DJ Qualls Trivia Questions

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Welcome back to another wild episode of Locked & Probably Loaded with your hosts DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, joined by producer Isaac Abrams! In this episode, DJ returns from an emotional weekend at Yellow City Comic-Con in Amarillo, Texas, and opens up about his upcoming parade appearance in Calgary where he's getting the keys to the city. He shares his anxiety about JFK comparisons and his deep love for the convention circuit. Kelly and DJ dive into their Puerto Vallarta obsession — recounting hilarious stories about terrible resort food (feta in a quesadilla?!), persistent geckos, and why they keep going back despite culinary disasters. They rant about AI-generated Google misinformation and the realities of "all-inclusive" pricing that still cost $120 at happy hour. The conversation shifts to fashion as DJ proposes "The Uniform Store" — a clothing line for adults who want reliable, non-cropped hoodies and affordable jeans. They discuss the wastefulness of celebrity fashion culture and LA's impossible trends. Things get real discussing family dynamics, aging parents, and DJ's revelation that he's "no longer afraid of dying." They reflect on unexpected podcast growth including listeners in Mexico and urge everyone to engage on social media. Packed with passionate commentary on Hollywood Boulevard's decline, corporate takeover of LA, vacant storefronts, and why LA needs NYC-style rent control. Plus laughs, existential musings, nostalgia for early 2000s LA, and tequila-fueled tangents! Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe! Join our Patreon for early episodes, bonus content, and live happy hours. Email: [email protected] or call (323) 272-3908. First-time Patreon supporters get three months free! Chapters:

00:00:00 — Intro & mic banter

00:00:21 — DJ returns from Yellow City Comic-Con; sadness & travel plans

00:01:33 — Getting the key to Calgary / white hat stories 00:03:06 — Convention friendships & responsibility to fans 00:04:49 — Mentoring young actors (Owen & Sarah Lawrence)

00:08:18 — Family, responsibility, and care homes

00:11:49 — Oversharing regret & podcast audience surprises

00:16:08 — Love for Puerto Vallarta & resort food complaints

00:22:25 — Gecko in the pool story

00:26:03 — My Name Is Earl nostalgia & acting anecdotes 00:28:49 — Fashion rant: "The Uniform Store" idea 00:35:31 — Ask listeners to engage on socials / Patreon pitch

00:37:01 — "Not afraid to die" moment & Hollywood happy hour recap

00:44:04 — Tequila happy hour bill & Hollywood Boulevard observations

00:46:18 — Urban decay, vacant storefronts & corporatization of LA

00:51:51 — Nostalgia for local, original businesses vs. chain takeover 00:53:37 — Dark jokes, suicide pacts & unexpected updates

00:54:24 — Patreon follow-up & sign-off

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A lively episode of Loaded Pod with D.J., Kelly, Isaac and guests — opening banter and improv, reactions to recent documentaries (FLDS/false prophet, Lou Pearlman/boy bands), a deep discussion of Below Deck season 5 and problematic cast behavior, a two-part listener call from Ivy about her best man’s arrest and wedding drama, quick takes on the Mike Vrabel/Diana Rasini story and The Boys season, practical socializing advice for a listener’s shy sister, updates about hosts’ lives and Patreon plugs. Mix of humor, blunt advice, and heartfelt moments about family and reconciliation. Chapter markers: 00:00:00 — Intro & theme song hijinks

00:01:00 — Documentary talk: FLDS / Warren Jeffs

00:05:00 — Lou Pearlman, boy bands & industry scams

00:08:30 — Upcoming collab with Brad Williams & JB

00:10:50 — Below Deck season discussion (Ellie, crew dynamics) 00:16:20 — Listener call: Ivy — Part 1 (best man arrested)

00:20:20 — Hosts react & advice on wedding decisions

00:20:55 — Listener call: Ivy — Part 2 (bail update)

00:25:00 — Quick call: Mike Vrabel / Diana Rasini scandal

00:28:30 — Politics, lawsuits & hot takes

00:31:00 — Pop culture: Coldplay / Chris Martin mention

00:32:20 — The Boys / graphic content reaction

00:35:20 — Scheduling & personal plans (karaoke, parade) 00:36:50 — Unqualified advice: social tips for a shy 19-year-old 00:40:30 — Family reconciliation / apology story (emotional) 00:46:00 — Patreon plug, contact info & sign-off

00:51:00 — Outro

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Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls & Kelly Blackheart — chaos, camp, and candid confessions. In this episode DJ and Kelly riff on late-night movie nostalgia (A Chorus Line, Heathers), awkward theater memories, and the weird joy of revisiting cult favorites. They swap stories from emo nights at the Avalon, run-ins with fans, and drunkenly delightful takes on holiday/Hallmark comfort-watching — all with the show’s signature absurdity and heart. Then the pair dive into modern annoyances: crushed Walmart chips (complete with Kelly’s AI-made “microwaved crumbs” song), #mustardlife confessions (yes, there’s a secret mustard compartment), public parenting pet peeves, and the creeping absurdity of AI — from gaslighting chatbots to fake-cry reality stars. Stick around for listener info, Patreon perks, and their usual tangents that spiral gloriously out of control.

Chapters / Timecodes

00:00 — Intro & banter with Isaac

01:11 — A Chorus Line, musicals & campy nostalgia

05:12 — Heathers, Happy Campers & early roles talk

08:00 — Emo Night, Avalon memories & live music shoutouts 15:40 — Public pet peeves: escalators, kids & crowds

19:50 — Reality TV acting bootcamp & Erica Kirk fake crying roast 22:10 — AI experiments: texts-to-song, “fagot.com” riff, and microwaved crumbs track

25:48 — Crushed Walmart chips saga — the viral snack anthem 31:00 — Mustard obsession: secret compartment and condiment strategy

36:00 — AI gaslighting demos & tech paranoia (timers, spelling, resumes)

40:30 — GPS dependence, creativity, and why convenience can be a trap

44:15 — Patreon, live happy hour, call-ins & how to support the show 46:30 — Lost phones, travel habits, Tile recs & pocket vs. purse philosophy

51:00 — Food loves: El Pollo Loco burrito orders, sauces & signature habits

53:30 — Sign-off, plugs, and outro

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DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart record late at night in Hollywood, diving into everything from the nightmare of parking to the absurd cost of blinds and flooring. DJ shares stories from his recent Vacaville Comic-Con hosted by Parks & Rec, complete with a Sonic road trip and heartfelt fan interactions. The duo riff on viral moments including a sassy gay volleyball player going viral, teachers moonlighting on reality TV, and that mysterious Stephen Colbert McDonald's breakfast joke that supposedly saved a life. Expect candid celebrity takes, renovation horror stories, and plenty of laughs. Later, DJ and Kelly open listener Valentines and Patreon gifts on air—push-pop candies, EastEnders cards, fidget toys, and yes, even LSD stamps. They discuss memory, gratitude, the economics of fast food, Irish bar mood swings, and why Trump's blockades might cause the next potato famine. Plus: Patreon perks, extended episodes, monthly Zoom happy hours, and how to reach the show. Subscribe, like, and join the community at Patreon.com/loadedpod or email [email protected]. #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #podcast #comedy #Vacaville #comiccon #volleyball #McDonalds #Patreon

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Intro: DJ & Kelly open the show

00:45 — Night recording & Hollywood parking banter

01:12 — Window, blinds, and home renovation costs

03:15 — Blinds, flooring, and contractor pricing jokes

05:41 — Stephen Colbert, McDonald's breakfast story

07:00 — First times, high school memories, and awkward teacher stories

11:00 — Teachers on reality TV, stage names, and public image 17:03 — Viral volleyball star (Jordan) and athletic flamboyance 24:00 — Vacaville Comic-Con: parks & rec style, fan interactions, Sonic road trip

30:24 — Airport gratitude, old men on planes, McDonald's pricing rant

35:01 — Geo-politics, potato jokes, and Irish bar mood swings 36:21 — Patreon plug: bonus content, live zooms, call-in info 38:04 — Listener mail: Valentines, gifts, and push-pop candy unboxing

44:00 — Fan cards, EastEnders fandom, and set/tour talk

50:43 — Vision, contacts, and wrap — show signoff

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Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls & Kelly Blackheart — a wild episode of sharp movie takes, messy internet moments, politics, and a jaw-dropping Servpro story. DJ and Kelly start hungover and hilarious, run through a “fuck/marry/kill” on Scream 7, Ready or Not 2 and Project Hail Mary, celebrate why Hail Mary belongs in theaters (4D reactions included), and roast the worst popcorn etiquette you’ll ever see. Plus: a touching voicemail from a listener about resilience, deep conversation about social-media accountability and cancel culture, a blunt political rant, and DJ’s step-by-step nightmare with a restoration company that ran up equipment, lost belongings, and threatened a mechanic’s lien. Subscribe, join their live happy hour info at the end, and laugh while getting mad. Chapters 00:00:00 — Intro & studio vibes 00:01:10 — “Fuck, Marry, Kill” — last three films 00:02:00 — Ready or Not 2 review 00:05:08 — Project Hail Mary — theater reaction & 4D experience 00:11:30 — Why the theatrical experience matters 00:21:00 — SNL UK impressions & sketch comedy talk 00:25:30 — Voicemail: Emily’s story — community & resilience 00:30:00 — Social media, trolling, and being found online 00:36:30 — Politics rant: voting, leaders, and accountability 00:49:00 — Patreon & live happy hour plug (how to join) 00:49:26 — Servpro nightmare: water damage, lost items, huge bill 00:56:00 — Negotiating the bill & recording the call 01:03:00 — Lessons on corporate overreach & consumer rights 01:05:20 — Outro & next live show info Best YouTube tags locked and probably loaded, DJ Qualls, Kelly Blackheart, comedy podcast, movie review podcast, Project Hail Mary review, Ready or Not 2 review, Scream 7, SNL UK, podcast voicemail, Servpro, restoration scam, consumer rights, podcast clips, movie theater etiquette, pop culture podcast Hashtags #LockedAndProbablyLoaded #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #ComedyPodcast #MovieReview #ProjectHailMary #SNLUK #Servpro #ConsumerRights #PodcastLife #DJQualls #KellyBlackheart #LockedandProbablyLoaded #loadedpod #LockedandProbablyloadedpodcast, #DJQuallsPodcast #Supernatural #SPNfamily,

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