Look Good for the Boys

This pride month, three is definitely not a crowd for Andy and Philip as they discuss their favorite non-traditional horror relationship: the throuple. Very specifically, they focus on the horror throuples of non-summer-camp, camping slashers with: Don’t Go in the Woods and Memorial Valley Massacre.

Andy and Philip take a moment to look back on their first year of Look Good for the Boys, reminiscing about the things that were, that could have been, that shouldn’t have been, and those left on the proverbial cutting room floor.

Andy and Philip “ascend” their vertical stack of low-budget, direct-to-video movies, taking on the bottom of the bargain bin so that you don’t have to. This time, we travel back to 1996 for a double feature of unlikeable protagonists with Rob Lowe in Living in Peril and Robert Patrick in Asylum.

Andy and Philip have a complicated relationship with Hellraiser IV: Bloodline. He’s done some awful things, and we understand why you think he’s not worthy of our time, but we see so much potential in him, if only he just got his act together. We promise we can fix him.

Thank God It’s Friday THE 13TH! And we are back to celebrate the holiday with a bloody lineup of killer programming. First up, which Jason has what it takes to win the hockey mask crown with: Who Wore It Best? Followed by an in-depth exposé into the ones that managed to get away in: Survivors, Where are They Now? Then, all those summer camp flings come in for a session of: Couple’s Counseling. Finally, we look at what could have been and may still be in: OUR Friday the 13th. Tune in and slash it up with TGIF13.

We know we said we were on break, but now that every Scream film is available to watch in the comfort of your own home, Andy and Philip are finally able to host our Scream-athon! Don’t hang up on us as we finalize the hottest victims of the franchise, rank all the killers, and tell you why you should NOT be rooting for Sidney Prescott.

Hulking cannibals that like to wear other people’s faces are apparently a problem in Texas, but some Leatherfaces are clearly made from tougher skin. Faced with now nine Texas Chainsaw Massacre films, Andy and Philip must sort through this Leatherface infestation to determine the age-old question: Who wore it best?

It's easy to be mean and chainsaw a film to pieces, but isn't this world cannibalistic enough already? So, Andy and Philip challenge themselves to say nice things about the ugliest two movies in the Texas Chainsaw franchise, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994) and Leatherface (2017). 

There are usually two sides to every divorce, but in the case of Jonathan and Mina from Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992), the fault lies completely with a third party. Andy and Philip try to sort out the remains of a perfectly normal, Victorian-era relationship completely destroyed by a skeezy Transylvanian pick-up artist.

Killer Doll relationships are complicated, especially when you start splitting souls and possessing humans. So, Andy and Philip bring their couples counseling “skills” to the rescue of celebrity slasher couple Chucky and Tiffany.