Look Good for the Boys

Andy and Philip pass the halfway point of their Halloween marathon of ranking all the victims by hotness, covering Halloween: H20, Halloween: Resurrection, Halloween (2007), and Halloween 2 (2009).

Andy and Philip continue celebrating October by carving through the Halloween franchise and ranking all the victims by hotness, this time with the Jamie Lloyd saga, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, Halloween 5, The Revenge of Michael Myers, and Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers.

It’s October, so of course Andy and Philip are starting season four by officially ranking the hotness of all the victims of the Halloween franchise. It’s going to take us all month to carve this pumpkin, and today we’re slicing through the first three films: Halloween (1979), Halloween II (1981), and Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982).

Andy and Philip close out the Summer of the Wolf (and season 3) by tearing through the final four Howling movies so that you don’t have to.

It’s the Summer of the Wolf, and Andy and Philip are celebrating by devouring The Howling franchise. This episode, we chew through the first four films, salivating over all the hot werewolves, examining their mating rituals, and playing matchmaker to the complicated were-relationships.

Andy and Philip celebrate their shared birth week by inviting you to a party of 1981 birthday-themed horror with a triple feature of: Happy Birthday to Me, Bloody Birthday, and Alison’s Birthday.

Sharks seem to get all the attention, but there are plenty of killer fish (and non-fish) in the sea (or river). So, Andy and Philip venture from the arctic waters off northeast Canada, down the coast of Florida, and all the way upriver in Texas to shine a spotlight on the less privileged aquatic horrors with: Orca (1977), Piranha (1978), and Barracuda (1978).

Andy and Philip head into deep water to get close to nature’s most feared predator. But instead of hunting sharks, we want to defend these misunderstood and maligned creatures. More specifically, we want to defend the misunderstood and maligned Jaws sequels: Jaws 2 (1978), Jaws 3-D (1983), and Jaws: The Revenge (1987).

Andy and Philip ask the timeless question, "Wanna French?" as we take our pride celebration to the La République Française for a sexy and deadly vacation filled with beach cruising, bloody murder, self-destructive protagonists, and plenty of full-frontal male nudity with a Franco-erotic horror/thriller double feature: Stranger by the Lake (2013) and Knife + Heart (2018)

We’re continuing our pride coverage with some killer gay night life: from the lethal drag shows of Providence to the bloody WeHo Halloween Carnival, Andy and Philip go coast to coast celebrating the slashers that celebrate us: Hellbent (2004) and Death Drop Gorgeous (2021).