Look Good for the Boys

Andy and Philip finish their 2022 coverage with awards and accolades for the best (and sometimes worst) of the year, covering victims, monsters, survivors, kills, couples, and more.

It was a busy year for horror, so it’s gonna take Andy and Philip a little time to sort through the good, the bad, and the oppressively mediocre. This episode, we start by naming our F**ks, Marry's, and Kills of the year.

This week, Andy and Philip provide family therapy to the chosen family of the Nightbreed in the hopes of helping them work through their conflicts…which happens to be mostly with an unaccepting and oppressive society.

Continuing in the spirit of the holidays, Andy and Philip offer their therapy skills on another family in need: The Merrye’s (and the Howe’s) of 1967’s Spider Baby. Fortunately, if therapy doesn’t work, there’s always a suitcase of dynamite as plan B.

Continuing our preparation for a long holiday season, Andy and Philip take their “therapy skills” to a family in need of a few more hugs, some direct communication, and a tad less plotting to kill each other: The Davison’s from You’re Next (2011).

With the holidays looming over us, Andy and Philip decide to take a little time to help prepare some of the more…functionally impaired families for the stress ahead. Today, we attempt to keep Hereditary's the Grahams from losing their heads with some intensive family therapy.

Philip and Andy give their take on all the horror films unleashed on us over the past few months, including: Nope, Smile, Hellraiser, Barbarian, Pearl, Terrifier 2, Deadstream, and V/H/S 99…but definitely NOT Halloween Ends.

Philip and Andy take on the unenviable task of queering up a couple of films in dire need of lifestyle makeovers: cult-bro Eli Roth’s aggressively hetero offerings, Cabin Fever (2002) and Hostel (2005)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Andy and Philip are celebrating the holiday and the franchise by throwing a party, and we have all kinds of games planned like: Hot or Not Alive Top 10, Best Couples, Sexiest Nurses, and Halloween film rankings. We also force ourselves to say something nice about the least popular of the group, and discuss where we think the franchise will go next.

The Psycho (Philip) and The Freakshow (Andy) have finally reached the last three tootsie rolls at the bottom of the pumpkin pail. Love lives today as we rank the hotness of the victims of the David Gordon Green trilogy: Halloween (2018), Halloween Kills, and Halloween Ends (sure). SPOILER WARNING for all three films.