Look Good for the Boys

Deep in our Pride Reign of Terror, Philip and Andy continue their naked bike ride through the horror filmography of Legendary (and Gay) Filmmaker James Whale. Categories are: toxic obsession, small town close-mindedness, silly little policemen, crime spree drag, and what it means to be seen when we take a good queer look at “The Invisible Man” (air-quotes not ours).

Andy and Philip continue their pride month celebration of OG horror daddy James Whale with a spotlight on his often eclipsed horror comedy masterpiece: The Old Dark House (1932). We take shelter with the Femme family in their crumbling abode - once teeming with laughter and sin, but now drenched in repression and anxiety - to see what secrets might be hiding in their closets (or attic)…and to hopefully have a potato.

Andy and Philip are spending pride month celebrating horror daddy and gay icon James Whale by examining his four horror films with a modern queer lens, starting with the OG scientist playing god to create the perfect boyfr- *ahem* man in Frankenstein (1931).

In anticipation of a new Boogeyman movie on the way, Andy and Philip revisit the totally unrelated and largely forgotten 2000’s trilogy and force ourselves to say only nice things about them. But by checking our mean girl attitudes at the door, we might find that the boogeymen we really wanted were the boogeymen that we had all along.

We’re coming… we’re coming… we’re HERE! We’re as hot as a tanning bed fire and as bothered as a passenger just trying to fly to Paris. We’ve escaped death’s design long enough to kick off season 5 with a new installment of our Hot or Not Alive series. Look for the signs and proceed with caution because Andy and Philip are ranking the victims of the The Final Destination franchise.

A new Scream movie means new rankings for “Hot or Not…Alive” and “Best Ghostface” …or does it? Find out as Andy and Philip get their Scream VI booster.

After a final couple rounds of the Horror Dating Game, Andy and Philip attempt to break the curse of the “episode where we respond to our listeners’ questions” that has plagued us since last summer by NOT calling the episode by its proper name and simply responding to our listener’s questions.

After some more horror match-making with The Dating Game, Andy and Philip try to help Julia from Hellraiser (1987) decide if she should attempt to solve her sweaty, aggressive side-puzzle-piece or stay hooked to the the ol’ box and chains.

Andy and Philip continue providing match-making services to horror villains with The Dating Game (AKA The Super Bowl of Self Abuse) before putting our brains together (and hopefully kept inside our heads) to counsel Julie and Curt from Return of the Living Dead 3.

Andy and Philip help some horror villains find love with The Dating Game (AKA The Super Bowl of Self Abuse) before an intense counseling session with the couples of Infinity Pool to determine if they have a chance or if we’re heading to divorce court.