It’s been 35 years since Angela’s infamous Halloween party at Hull House, but that doesn’t mean Andy and Philip are done dishing about it. In fact, we have so much hot gossip that we had to ensnare some guests to sort through it all. Erin from Manic Movie Monday helps us rank all the hot victims, while Greg from Fright Court brings his discerning eye to our costume runway, and finally we re-form our party planning committee for some seriously needed party rescue. So sit back, and relax, because we just wanna look good for the boys!

Andy and Philip bring Saw-toberfest to a close by passing judgement on the newest film in the franchise, Saw X, and finally putting the man behind the pig mask himself, John Kramer, to the test. With an impressive inventory of traps leftover from all the people we have freed, surely we can find a game befitting the petty and vengeful Jigsaw and his angry horde of acolytes.

It’s been four movies since the pompous “not-a-murderer” murderer, John Kramer, left this world worse than he found it. Yet, somehow we have more Jigsaws than ever! So, us Judys have our hands tied (up) with all the Jigsaw judging that needs to be done. This week is gonna be like pulling teeth or ripping out tongues as Andy and Philip laser cut our way through Saw 3D: The Final Chapter, Jigsaw, and Spiral: From the Book of Saw.

The whiny fascist known as Jigsaw may not be with us anymore, but that doesn’t mean he’s done punishing people for their supposed crimes in the form of “games” that are anything but. Due to a severe lack of oversight, Judge (Judys) Andy and Philip take it upon themselves to add some checks and balances to the Jigsaw Judicial System, this time with Saw 4, 5, and 6.

Cranky libertarian boomer Jigsaw likes to spend his time judging others for their perceived “crimes”. So, Andy and Philip - a couple of regular Judys - are kicking off Saw-toberfest by bringing the gavel down on the man behind the pig mask. Will John finally learn to appreciate the lives of others as much as his own? Or is it game over for Mr. Kramer?

Everybody out of the water! Andy and Philip are done with the beach and heading to the mountains, the Outback, and a country club for an end-of-summer throuple party of non-aquatic Jaws-alikes. Don't stray from the path because this week is full of bears, boars, and blades (oh my), as we finish off season five with Grizzly (1976), Razorback (1984), and ... well... Blades (1989).

Andy and Philip take shark week one chomp further by celebrating the genetically modified versions of nature’s oldest killing machines. So, let’s all go for a swim with some hyper-intelligent makos and bull sharks, irresponsible scientists, and dubiously named pharmaceutical companies as we dive into the Deep Blue Sea(s).

It’s our party and we’ll DIE if we want to! It’s that time of year again (and again and again) and Philip and Andy are celebrating their birthday week with a journey of death and self-discovery through the time loops, alternate dimensions, and bi erasure of Happy Death Day and Happy Death Day 2 U

For some reason, summer camps don’t seem to thrive in a horror environment, so Andy and Philip are attempting to help revitalize those that have been tarnished by a bloodied past and face a grim future starting with: Camp Rolling Hills of Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) and Camp New Horizons of Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989).

It’s the final week of pride month and we’re taking one last look at the cultures and creatures of horror’s gay granddad, James Whale. Join Philip and Andy as they advance the gay agenda a little further before pulling the sheet off Whale’s singular and outrageous gothic masterpiece, The Bride of Frankenstein (1935). To a New World of Gays and Monsters!