Look Good for the Boys

This week, Andy and Philip are going to hell...or space...wherever is sexier, because it's the final week of Friday the 13th month, and we are powering through our Hot or Not...Alive coverage of the franchise. We've reached the New Line films, and we're determined to rank the hotness of each of these victims, no matter the cost. So, join us as we discuss Jason Goes to Hell and Jason X.

We're halfway through Friday the 13th Month and have reached the end of the Paramount series of films. Andy and Philip continue asking the tough questions about who among Jason's victims deserve "Top Drawer" status, and which ones we are throwing in a "Closed Casket". Join us as we Hot or Not... Alive Parts VII and VIII. 

Andy and Philip continue celebrating Friday the 13th Month with the arduous task of ranking the hotness of the series’ victims in our segment Hot or Not…Alive, covering Part V: A New Beginning and Part VI: Jason Lives.

Hot or Not..Alive returns for our Friday the 13th Month, as Andy and Philip begin the daunting task of ranking the hotness of the nearly 200 victims across 12 films beginning with the first four. So, buckle up! It’s going to be a long month of talking about hot (literal) bodies. Obviously: Spoiler Alert! Because clearly everyone we talk about dies.

We are officially kicking off Friday the 13th Month by gabbing about those Girls that be Final. We gush over our favorites of the franchise and talk mess on a couple we wish went to a different school (You can’t sit with us, Tina & Rennie).

This week at the Summer Beach House, we’re going on a special excursion: A Zombie Island Safari! So, shamble your way to the tropics, where we’ll crown our Zom Queen and King, give out some jaw-ripping zombie makeovers, and blast the hottest summer jams as we chew our way through the Italian zombie craze with Zombie (1979), Zombie 3 (1988), and Zombie 4: After Death (1989).

Hey all you babes and hunks, it’s officially summer and for the next three weeks we’ll be at the Look Good for the Boys Beach House! First up, it’s shark week in a stuffed-to-the-gills episode as we windsurf through three Jaws rip-offs: The Last Shark (1981), Deep Blood (1990), and Cruel Jaws (1995). So, put on your skimpiest swimwear, lather on that sunscreen, and don’t be afraid to get in the water!

Andy and Philip attend a Nightmare Concert, AKA Lucio Fulci’s 1990 meta-horror gorefest Cat in the Brain. Meanwhile, Mance from The Cellar (1989) threatens the throne of Rick, The Worst; Tatum is inducted into the Cream Squeens; and F**k, Marry, Kill gets a makeover.

Andy and Philip fire up the trusty old Quiglometer for a “Spiral” trip to the movies; gush over the layered styles of psychic fashion icon, Zarabeth, from Witchboard; rank the sweaters of Crystal Lake; and dish about the goth-casual couture of Mother of Tears.