Look Good for the Boys

Andy and Philip get so carried away discussing the movies they’ve watched that it became its own episode. They ramble on about Drive-In Massacre (1976), Rush Week (1989), Last Gasp (1995), and Blood Stalkers (1976) and in the process they take stock of the holidays horror has conquered, cancel the Universal monsters, FMK the Roberts Patrick and Andy finally finds a way to belong to something.

“We would have to basically devote an entire episode to outlining what each character stands for when we invoke it in this evaluation.” -Andy, Episode 2B. And that is exactly what we do as Philip presents his Night of the Demons ratings system.

Andy practices his Spanish with Hasta el Viento Tiene Miedo; Philip praises Ashley Laurence (and absolutely nothing else) in Warlock III; and we inadvertently rank most of the major franchises while trying to come up with a Look Good for the Boys ratings system.

Andy dissects a Black Cat, the surprisingly faithful (and upsetting) 1966 Poe adaptation; Philip explores his toxic relationship patterns through the 1988 slasher Edge of the Axe; and they both tell you why you’re (probably) wrong about Wrong Turn (2021).

Andy and Philip rank the hotness of the 57 victims of the leprechauns across all eight films (yes, even Origins). Obvious Spoiler Alert! We are quite literally going to tell you every character that dies (and how hot they are...relatively.)

Before we slash into the real meaty gossip, we thought we should give you a little idea of who we are and what we're doing here. What even is horror gossip? Don't worry, we'll tell you. But first, buckle up for our Slaymate Centerfolds. We're giving you our bios, measurements, horror turn-on's and turn-off's, and some tasty trivia like how we met and what horror location we wish we had lost our virginity at.