The ladies are back from their vacations, full of stories and lessons learned! Lisa's first day of vacation involved a minor meltdown while Sam learns to not talk to strangers in Wendys! The tan competition is in full swing and Sam has a sure fire way to win! Lisa learns to cook, sorta and Sam has a close call with the Police! They introduce a new segment " funny texts from the HHG" and then learn what is 'not a sign' when it comes to old married couple sex! The ladies discuss the big news stories they missed while on vacation...kids in a cave...WTF! Lisa participates in bad carpool karaoke and Sam does a short rendition of 'fat girl down' the summer version!