Luke And Sassy Scott

We have a backing track for our hit song 'Sassy Boy'! Now we just have to write some lyrics to it... and look it wasn't easy. Luke has to rap a verse, which brings down our chances of it becoming a 'hit'.

Our mum ruined Christmas when we were younger - she was just trying to be nice, but there are certain times where being nice is not allowed, and this was one of them.

We somehow got the opportunity to interview some of the biggest RnB artists in the world recently, but in classic Luke & Sassy Scott fashion, we were wildly unprofessional and think we may have screwed up our chances of being asked back. Whoops.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Amy, and she has set the bar of what type of Sibling Squabbles we want you to send in. If your story is just as good, send it to the @lukeandsassyscottpodcast instagram page.

While you're on our Instagram page, click the survey link in the bio and fill it out to either win a guaranteed FaceTime call with us*, or the chance at $100. You can also find the survey here - https://form.typeform.com/to/s9phoqld

* We will do our best to call everyone but depending on how many people select that option, there's only so much time in a day.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As you'd know, Luke loves setting Scott a challenge, but this time it's much more than just a prank phone call. Scott's challenge is to follow through with something he mentioned a few episodes back where he joked about releasing a hit song with actual legit singer Zoe Badwi.

Scott thought the word Rendezvous was pronounced 'ren-dez-vuss' instead of 'ron-day-voo'. And it turns out he's not the only one who has gotten a word terribly wrong. If your name is Penelope, wait til you hear what one guy thought your name was!

We speak to a guy who has the most fascinating job not just in Australia, but the world, in fact he's the only person in the world with this job. He's a Coffin Confessor and is paid to rock up to funerals and drop bombshells on behalf of the dead. We ask him about some of the most f***ed up announcements he's had to make.

This week's Sibling Squabble was sent in from Chloe whose story accidentally ended up being an ad for Ajax Spray'n'Wipe #notsponsored. Send your story in to the @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Stubbs brothers are back! We introduced you to another set of Tiktok brothers Ben & Samuel Stubbs last week, and this time they're back to tell the hilarious story of a mistaken word that left Ben feeling like an idiot. He's not alone though, wait til you hear about Scott's rendezvous.

Scott's Spray is where Scott has something to say and if you get in his way you will cop a spray. It's back today (okay enough with the rhyming) and this time he's coming for you if you're someone who forces your drinking habits onto a sober person.

If you're not okay with poo chat, you'll need to skip from 12:14 - 20:01. But if you can handle it, OH MY GOD this shit is wild. Literally. Scott is currently playing a part in a poo transplant and explains every.. single.. gross.. detail.

Luke did something during the filming of a Tiktok video that Scott ended up cracking it over, and speaking of cracking it's to do with an egg on the head. Listen carefully to how both Luke & Scott completely miss all of producer Mandy's egg puns too.. 🙄

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a big night out, Luke found a video on his phone that had us in stitches. Although it was hilarious for us, it was very regretful for someone else. We then asked what did you realise you did after a night out, and you guys sure did send in some cringe stories.

Four our international audience - you've probably always wondered what the Acknowledgement of Country is at the start of our episodes, and for our fellow Aussies - a few of you may be wondering why we do it. Well to explain it, we've brought in Tiktok legends, the Stubbs brothers (Samuel Stubbs and Ben Stubbs), who are proud Aboriginal men and articulate the importance of it perfectly.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Sharne, and we're not going to lie, it's a tad on the violent side. No more violent stories guys, please! We'll get shut down.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually we're working against one another in any sort of game, quiz or challenge... this time, we have to work together (which isn't easy) as we see how predictable our own mother is. Our producer Mandy asked our mum Des a bunch of questions about us, and we have to see if we can predict what her answers were.

When you're told a lie as a kid, it tends to stay with you for life! Scott told Luke a lie as kids about the two dogs that lived down the street, and this sparked proper trauma for poor Lukaboy that he still remembers so vividly to this day.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Mikayla, and it has to do with putting a toothbrush where no one should ever put a toothbrush. It then sparks a conversation about how women pee in the shower and things get a little graphic!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love a dirty little family secret, and even more than that, we love spilling the goss about it on this podcast. Look out family, no one is safe! This affair was between a family member and someone who works high up in the government... hopefully they don't come after us.

Recently we told you the shithead things we did as kids - now it's your turn. Can any of you guys top Scott's story of lighting a bag of shit on fire on someone's doorstep and running away? The answer is yes.

Scott's Spray is back, so move out of his way if you're a dog owner and you do this particular thing in the dog park. We've all encountered this type of person when walking our dogs, and it's just unacceptable!

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from Abby, where she may have ruined her brother's chances of becoming famous. If you have a story of the most f****d up thing you've done to a sibling, or they've done to you, send a voice memo to our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast Instagram page.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As you know the two of us aren't just brothers, we're now working together, but this isn't the first time we've shared a workplace. Luke recalls a story of when he bawled his eyes out at a previous workplace, and Scott's reaction was a little different to what you'd expect.

Are either of us smarter than a 5th grader? A teacher gives us Grade 5 questions, and only one of us can be the winner, so we find out who is officially smarter out of the two of us.

It takes a lot for Scott to say the words 'you were right' when it comes to Luke, but on a recent trip away, he was in fact wrong about something, and Luke was right. So will he finally admit it?

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes your partner does something nice for you that you really wish they wouldn't, but if you went and told them to stop doing it, it would make you the world's biggest asshole. Scott's husband Marcus has been doing something really sweet for him every single day for years now, but it's time to put a stop to it.

The challenge leaderboard is currently sitting at Scott - 3, Luke - 0. This time, Scott has to call up a supermarket and be the most demanding diva known to mankind, so will he be able to keep Luke on nil by winning yet another challenge?

Surprise, surprise - we were shitheads as kids. This time, we have a story that involves a flaming bag of shit.

We're now ending each episode with a Sibbling Squabble of the week. If you have a story of something naughty you did to your sibling when you were younger, or something they did to you, send a voice memo to our @lukeandsassyscottpodcast Instagram page.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not unusual for Luke to piss off Scott, and it's not unusual to hear lots of bickering on this podcast, but this time after a few too many interruptions to Scott's story there was in fact a storm out. Has he officially had enough or is this the final episode of the podcast?

Scott's Spray is back, and this time it's the blood banks of Australia that are under fire. The rules for donating blood are a lot better in other countries, so why is it that certain healthy people cannot donate blood in this country?

Luke has a very strange organisation style that has blown the minds of Scott and Producer Mandy. When you hear what he does with his schedule, you too will react in disbelief.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week Luke told a story from when we were kids about the time he said the most hurtful and brutal thing you could possibly say to someone... and it was to none other than our dad. This comment has stuck with him forever and the guilt has been eating him up inside ever since, so it was finally time for Luke to call dad to apologise for what he said. Does dad remember? Did it actually cut him deep at the time? This phone call unfolds to something so unbelievable.

When it comes to who is the badass and who is the goody two shoes out of the two of us, you'll be able to make an educated guess after hearing about the vastly different encounters we've each had with the police. One involves underage grand theft auto, and the other involves carrying lots of heavy school books.

We're starting a new game called 'Contact Casualties' - Scott hands his phone over to Luke where he blindly scrolls through Scott's contacts, stops on one, calls them without Scott knowing who it is, and he has to figure out who he's speaking to without asking the question point blank. Will it be the CEO of BP? Perhaps a cousin's ex girlfriend from a million years ago? Or will it be an old Grindr flame?

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.