Luke And Sassy Scott

We all have things we look back at saying or doing as a kid and think "f*** why did I do that?"... Particularly Luke after what he said to our dad that has stuck with him forever. This spurs us to open our 'Regret Line' where you guys chime in with your awfully regretful stories.

Scott's Spray is back and this time, introverts better move out of his way. After what a certain influencer said to him about being an extrovert, he's had enough and it's now time to put his foot down,

We get quite a few comments on our social posts - some good, some bad, and some very offensive. We play a game of 'Real or Fake' where Scott has to guess if the comments written about him came from a real person, or just Luke's imagination.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

* Trigger Warning: In this episode, there is mention of breach of consent. If any of the topics discussed are triggering for you, please seek help by visiting 1800Respect's website at https://www.1800respect.org.au/ or by calling 1800 737 732 *

We shared a family secret way back in ep 1 that we thought everyone in of our family already knew about... turns out they didn't, which led to a bit of a fam fallout. As always, we're not the only ones with a wild family, so when we asked you guys about your family secrets, you didn't hold back in revealing the juiciest of stories!

'Scott's Spray' is back - once again he has something to say, so move out of his way! This time, it's a particular type of person in the fitness industry that's getting under his skin, so what are they doing that's so wrong and why is it making him so mad? We have a feeling you'll back him on this one.

If you've ever received an awful massage, we hope it's nowhere near as awful and traumatic as ours!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've heard about the time Scott was arrested in Thailand and the time he was held at gunpoint in Ghana, plus we heard a story from podcast listener Mark about being held captive in Mexico. Now it's time for some much more upbeat and lighthearted holiday horror stories from you, and let's just say it gets a bit grim. Get ready to laugh, gasp and gag all at the same time.

Scott reminisces on his wedding day and the moment where his wedding celebrant made an honest (and some say) major blunder, that shocked his guests and had them in fits of laughter, but it's something he & his husband would rather celebrate than criticise.

It wouldn't be a Luke and Sassy Scott episode without a silly challenge, so how will Scott go when he has to put noise cancelling headphones on, call someone up and lipread every word that Luke is saying?

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sounds like clickbait, but it's 100% legit. One of our listeners Mark tells one of the most shocking and terrifying stories ever about being kidnapped and held captive by the Mexican cartel, which then reminds Scott of the time he was held at gunpoint overseas. If you thought the time he was arrested in Thailand was bad, wait til you hear this story!

And we're sure you're familiar with the 2010 global hit 'Freefallin', which happens to be by one of our friends Zoe Badwi. In yet another challenge set by Luke, Scott has to call Zoe and pretend he's dipping his toe into the world of singing, and that he's releasing a brand new single that he wants Zoe to feature on. If she says yes, that's another point on the leaderboard for Scott!

* Trigger Warning - This episode discusses gun-related violence and events that some may find traumatic and disturbing. For support, contact Lifeline on 13 11 14 *

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For what’s meant to be a sad and sombre time, our grandmas ashes spreading ceremony somehow ended up with us in fits of laughter, and we weren’t alone as many of you sent in some of your stories that had us absolutely cracking up too!

Scott was recently caught red handed after lying about a parking fine and forcing his husband Marcus to contest the fine and ask for proof. The proof was not what Scott had hoped to see!

If you’ve watched the new TV series ‘The Inspired Unemployed – Impractical Jokers’ on Channel 10 or Paramount +, you will have seen that they electric shock one another on the show. Seeing as we had our electric shock pads handy from a couple of weeks ago, we thought we’d get the boys in the studio to play a game of ‘Who Knows The Other Pair Better?’ – Luke & Scott vs Matt & Jack - and every question wrong means a zap!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We announced when we launched our podcast that this was a 6-week mini series and today is episode 6, so strap in, we've got a surprise for you!

A little while ago, Scott revealed on our socials that he was arrested in Thailand, and you all blew up our DM's wanting to know what the F happened! Well, today you finally find out... and yes it does involve smuggling a phone in places we wish to not think about.

If you’re Australian, you’d know that Collingwood are 1st on the ladder in the AFL, (Aussie Rules Football) so how will Scott go trying to wrangle tickets from their mate Jack Crisp to one of their biggest games of the season? It’s yet another challenge set by Luke, where the score is currently 1-0 in Scott’s favour.

We also hear some more of your absolutely cooked and hilarious text-gone-wrong stories, and this time there are a few Daddies involved.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luke finds out the juicy story behind the time Scott was caught in one of the most awkward moments imaginable, which he has never talked about… until now. 

Kelly Osbourne has become our adopted sister, and after recently chilling at her new home in LA, she joined in on ‘Sibling Squabbles’ and told us the CRAZIEST story of what our other brother Jack Osbourne did to her when they were kids. It’s chaos and is why we love them.

We’ve brought the TikTok name game challenge to the studio! Instead of the hose as punishment, we zap each other with the weirdest electronic shock device from a sex toy shop. Everyone around us was crying whilst we were screaming!

After our producer Mandy shares a f***ed up story about her friend’s boyfriend and dad, Scott ponders a world where pleasure stations are a thing!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For Luke to continue living with Scott and his husband, Scott had one requirement… they must attend couples therapy! Strap in as our dirty laundry is aired during this week's episode with our psychologist Taash Balakas. The question is, can she even help us or are we a lost cause?

Luke calls our newest follower, boyband sensation Brian McFadden which goes horribly wrong! 

Speaking of horribly wrong, have you ever sent someone the wrong text? Well you’re definitely not alone. We share our accidental texts as well as yours, which are so much more f***ed up than ours.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luke recalls a story from our younger years where he took the blame for something heinous that Scott did, but then Scott reveals what he actually did and it turns out it's WAY more messed up than what Luke originally thought. Get ready to squirm… a lot... as Luke calls our Mum to set the record straight and air all of Scott's dirty laundry.

Scott recently kicked Luke out of their home and would only let him back in under one (major) condition… they have to do couples counselling! Now, some ground rules are set for this upcoming therapy session where we will open up about our issues…on our podcast... with a therapist.

Luke pretends to be Scott sliding into the DMs of a certain boy band singer who just started following us on social media. Let’s see if it makes you cringe as much as it does Scott.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you thought 1 x hair transplant was a lot, try doing it at the same time with your brother! It sent us absolutely crazy and made Scott kick Luke out of the house. We do a deep dive Q&A with questions from you, which uncovers a weird and bizarre phobia some of you have, including our producer Mandy. 

You know that comedian guy Bert Kreischer? Well, he made some VERY OFFENSIVE CLAIMS ABOUT US on that other guy Joe Rogan's podcast! We were not having any of it and it pissed us off, so we made Bert publicly apologise!  

And finally, Jesus bought Scott a hat. No context required, just know that the Lord our Savior himself purchased a baseball cap for our very own Sassy Scott. 

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.