Chud the Builder gets arrested, Elijah Schaffer continues to spiral, and Jeremy Hambly implodes.

The difference between humans and chimps, the fall of Talking Head Alt-Lite, the Rise of Will Stancil terrorism, discipline, facelifts, pushing old ladies down stairs, beating redditors, running a mafia organization, and keeping your hands off ChibiReview's 5000 year old anime girlfriend.

Telling on yourself, Indian on Indian violence, Pragmata, Synthetic flags, aborting transgender babies, Chibi's loli problems, Somali gets sentenced to dungeon, Bossman in the pickle suit, and Jeremy Hambly decides it's time for total war against the Kino Casino.

I spend 15 minutes blackpilled over taxes before finding my spark of joy again with Jeremy's Win/Win proposal.

Houston wishes you a happy seasonal celebration weekend, the FTC wags their finger vigorously, whitey on the moon, UK stops policing lawful speech, wogglebuglover says: let's all love Woggle-bug!, an HRT-soaked settlement offer, the UK finally arrests a terrorist and then apologizes for it, and Ethan Ralph chases his true love.

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Ralph swings at JFG and hits himself, Scarlett doesn't know what a gunt is, a Ralph-Scarlett blowjob tape is allegedly in the edit bay, Chantal gets remonetized and does the unspeakable on Kick, Styx has a stroke, Clavicular meets his biggest fan, Twitter will let you block Indians, down syndrome drag queens, and a second Duggar falls.