Mandemic

Loss of taste is confirmed as a symptom of -19, Sideman worries about chicken. He is also wondering why people are making such an effort with themselves when they're staying indoors.

One man in the UK has made an invention so he can safely hug his grandma. Sideman is shook at the words 'sex buddy' used by the Dutch government, he's not sure he'd be ready for Boris Johnson to be using any slang words.

Sideman is having sticky toffee pudding for breakfast and learning about new swimming apparatus. Oh and fancy coming to the world's first 'respect my space' rave?

Sideman love calculators but he's not sure about a coronavirus calculator. He's also really missing hugs but thankfully he has a big stuffed tiger to hug at night.

During lockdown, some guys are missing the way their barber spins them around in the barber chair. Will anyone care about celebrities in a post covid world? Sideman shares his thoughts.

Shanghai Disneyland reopens its gates and Sideman's not sure about people's choices. He's also relieved to finally have snacks in his house again.

Sideman is convinced some people just want to be with covid-19. He's also been feeling a bit confused since the government released their new covid scale meter as it looks too much like another meter that he knows oh so well...

Sideman is kicking exes to the curb and at last revealing his dog bite origin story. Also, what day is it again?

Sideman is joining the talk about what aisle he can't wait to walk down after lockdown. He also wants the superhero Banshee to become real and then help save us by shouting at everyone.

Sideman’s here for a council’s advice on safe sex – but he can’t see the point in lockdown virtual weddings.