Mandemic

Sideman isn’t sure about a 12-year-old producing a cookbook. What he is sure about is how to exit a phone call during corona times when there’s nowhere you “need to go”.

You won’t catch Sideman on a virtual holiday until month 4 of lockdown. He’s got lots to say on people who are going too far for the Tik Tok videos, and also the Tik Tok ghosts.

Sideman didn't want to come to your birthday party before, nor does he now. He is feeling confused by the new 'cool down' rules and the fact that it's 'National Horny Day’.

Sideman doesn't believe that kids would be good at socially distancing at school..or that they have any laws. He's also not here for any weird combination dinners, chicken and rice only please.

Sideman’s being put to shame by a 99-year-old war veteran. Plus corona dreams, Ovie Soko’s haircut and social distance etiquette.

Sideman can’t believe Love Island is set to be back on this summer. But he is here for it. He’s also realised that his housemates are treating him in a way that is very similar to puppy training.

What’s the point of a Bank Holiday when all the banks – and restaurants, clothes shops and appliance stores – are closed anyway?

Sideman isn’t quite ready to eat the chocolate his roommate sat on. It’s only a matter of time though.

Today’s advice: run around naked, but stay away from windows. And when is it OK to put your TV on the roof?

Sideman’s blindfolded himself and is hiding chocolate. Also, how long does it take a man to wash his piece of string?