Mandemic

Sheep in Turkey are crashing lockdown - Sideman thinks they’re 'city sheep'. And where do you even start with people who cut 'breathing holes' into their protective face masks?

An aquarium in Japan wants you to FaceTime their eels, Sideman thinks his mum won't be happy. He also has an opinion on those who are protesting the coronavirus lockdown whilst wearing a face mask.

Sideman is preparing for the hedgehog takeover and basking in his new dry look. And videos games for NHS workers - good or bad?

Nudes for the NHS? Sideman's not sure... And he is not surprised that it's taken a lockdown for Jada Pinkett Smith to really get to know Will Smith.

Drake injured his foot and Sideman has a lot to say about it. He's also trying to warn kids off from trying the 'nutmeg challenge' on Tik Tok.

Sideman is giving you alternative suggestions for when someone asks you what you're doing. He’s also got queue-jumping etiquette tips (although he's never done it, so maybe don't try them).

Gum and mint sales are down in the UK and Sideman can understand why. He's realised a lot of his personal hygiene habits are for the benefit of others, so he's let some of them slip for now.

Put the bat down – this is not the time for a game of cricket. And why Sideman won’t risk a postman’s life for a Jamaican patty (probably).

Sideman is trusting no one, not even his non-existent baby. And is JK Rowling trolling us by not writing a lockdown Harry Potter book?

Sideman agrees that you shouldn't be touching food at shops if you're not going to buy it. He's also really enjoying a story of two loved-up 97-year-olds who decided to move in together just before lockdown.