Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

The older we get, the more we realize everyone seriously left out some IMPORTANT information. We talk about the unexpected realities of aging, the biggest crime you can commit in the kitchen, and why Marcus was in a MOOD at the 49ers home opener.

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Trying to make plans with a group of adults should qualify as a full-time job. We're attempting to coordinate everyone for a football game, Marcus is becoming the ultimate sports dad, and we confess the lies we've told when “sorry, I simply don't feel like going” wasn't an option.

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Sometimes you wake up and the vibes are simply OFF. We get into the little things that can actually pull you out of a bad mood, then debate whether trick-or-treating has an expiration date. At what age do you officially need to start buying your own candy?!

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The half-cow saga CONTINUES because Marcus has an important beef update for us. Plus, we're not done calling out the dreaded office “pinger,” aka the coworker who refuses to just tell you what they want. Then we expose ourselves by sharing the absolute LAZIEST things we've ever done.

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Marcus's half-cow era officially begins TODAY, and we have so many questions. Plus, if your coworker constantly messages “hey” or “quick question” with absolutely zero context, you may have a pinger on your hands. Then, we dive into the controversial Sydney Sweeney sports ad and why it's sparking such a big debate.

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Marcus had a VERY humbling weekend, and unfortunately for him, we're making him relive the embarrassment. Plus, apparently HALF of people don't want to see your pet out in public, and pet parents definitely have thoughts. Then, we reopen the shower debate because we still need answers... how long are you people actually in there?!

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There is a VERY thin line between looking cool and looking like a complete jerk. We get into the behaviors that cross it, the mistakes Gen Z saw older generations make and decided to skip entirely, and the surprisingly controversial question: what is a normal amount of time to shower?!

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Apparently adding two letters to a slang word can completely change your fate. “He's cooking” = thriving. “He's cooked” = it's OVER. Make it make sense. Plus, we talk about a chaotic few minutes for Coastside first responders and recruit you to help us decide what we should be looking at every morning in the studio.

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If you move into a new neighborhood, are you knocking on doors... or waiting for THEM to come to you? We get into the unwritten rules of meeting your neighbors, Marcus somehow gets in trouble almost immediately after volleyball season starts, and football fans can finally say the words they’ve been waiting for: WE ARE SO BACK.

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Taylor took on the Delta this weekend, and we've got stories. Then we're celebrating the rare things you can still buy without checking your bank account first, and discussing a truly devastating development: has pumpkin spice officially lost its main character status?!

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