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* The LP snoozer

* Remembering that lady who said that gross thing about kids

* You will never play in the NBA, baby

* Zone of Interest redux, briefly

* The Ann Landers portion begins

* Should I stop being an academic and become a cop who lurks on dating apps?

* The anti-Semitic date

* I can’t be brave and call bullshit. So what do I do?

* Well, it all depends

* How to talk about…