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First: Our remote recording software uses AI to create text “soundbites” from every episode episode. They are best ignored. But this week, it came up with this: "Music is crazy."

"This is about Indians."

"I want to be black."

"You must have a white wife."

Yes, all of those important issues are discussed. But the conversation is mostly about the latest faile…