Men Like That

When the Greek God You mated with the Pagan God Tube, everyone who was in the room watching (or later saw the VHS) knew that something special was happening. Sure enough, 146 years later we saw the results, Youtube.

So you want to get in on the hot new internet craze, right? Want to quit your dumb job and start raking in all the money in the world from your loyal YouTube ads as you throw dope impulse ‘nades in Fortnite? Well you need to monetize your YouTube channel first. There are a lot of bad ways to monetize your YouTube channel, go ahead and read all the bad ways now by Googling “How to monetize your YouTube channel.”

K you are back. Wow, those were pretty bad, huh? Allow us to fix that for you by showing the REAL way to monetize your YouTube channel. Sit back and prepare to fight bagel monsters, it is time to monetize your YouTube channel.

Oh also maybe we will find the cocktail shaker this episode, we are so thirsty.

You might be wondering how to open your own recreational campsite. Sure whatever, we will teach you how to open a recreational camp or whatever. But first, we had the opportunity to interview 3 time Riff Off runners up, the Barden Bellas. They might just know what went on at our party, bringing us closer to our beloved cocktail shaker. You get a campsite, we get our shaker back and the Bellas get some much needed exposure. Everyone wins.

We all know what to do when we see an olive, but what about a garden? We also know what to see when we see a garden.

Now here is the tricky part, what do you do when you see an Olive Garden? You franchise it. Duh. Oh, you don’t know how to franchise an Olive Garden? Perfect, you will now learn how to franchise an Olive Garden.

Oh yeah and all that other stuff about our cocktail shaker. It is still missing and we are upset, please call us if you have any information as to the whereabouts of our shaker. I guess this is a spoiler since you now know we do not find the shaker in this episode, but gosh darn did we certainly look all week.

A clean cut high school student relies on her school’s rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Is that the logline to the underrated movie Easy A, or is it the description of MLT’s Episode 203? Yes, it is Easy A. This podcast, no matter how much we try, will not be like Easy A. However, it is sometimes ok to do your own thing, because life is often not as good as Easy A.

So with that in mind, let us learn how to make fine Italian formalwear. We might even discover a thing or two about our missing cocktail shaker from our all-knowing creator, The Wizard. Men Like That. When you’re here, you’re family.

You know that feeling you get in your elbows while you stare into the eyes of a wandering elk? Ya we don’t either, never seen one in person before. However, we imagine that feeling is similar to the elbow sensation that occurs during the peak of a raging party. Sounds great, right? The next logical step is for you to learn how to throw a raging party.*

Perhaps while we are learning about how to throw this raging party, we might also learn a thing or two about our missing cocktail shaker.

*If you said “yes” or “indeed” after we said “Sounds great, right?”

Making a cocktail is not about thirst, it is about that certain “joie de vivre” that livens up party across the universe. You know what we mean, that certain “Chacun voit midi à sa porte.” Sure, anyone can make a cocktail, take 1 part tail and two parts [redacted]. But how do you make a perfect cocktail? We will teach you how to make a cocktail so perfect, that the jioes des virvers appears out of thin air and asks to partake in your wonderful alcohol creation.

So grab your cocktail shaker and fire up your reading devices, it is time to learn how to make the perfect cocktail. Soon, you too will be understanding that certain “Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir.”

Hello. You may be wondering where we have been these past few years. Well, we were losing the concept of time, if you must ask. Don’t worry, what ever D’angelo did to make us not record has been fixed.

We are coming at you live from Sandals Jamaica with a spicy hot appetizer for Season 2. That is correct, we doin seasons now - much like our Earth has seasons, get it? But what if you can’t wait for Season 2 Episode 1? Patience may be a virtue, but it is one of the dumber virtues out there tbh. So, let us help you wait. Crack open your favorite sandwich and pop a drink from Captain America, it’s time to wait for Season 2!