Countess Luann de Lesseps spills all about her time at Bravo’s Love Hotel - what she packed that got her stopped by airport security and which hopeful suitor had “the arm of a baby”? Yes—that arm.

She also shares her dream casting for Love Hotel season two, and teases whether this love-fueled trip might inspire a brand-new cabaret anthem. Will Countess be Tori’s wingwoman? 

Oh, and did we mention she took shots and made out with Hugh Grant? Because she did.

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