Mission Rejected

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
Pete Barry Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
Jill Ivey as Abbie
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.
• Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang.

"Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.

A full transcript of the episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails
Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper
Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin.

Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License
• Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library
• Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

• Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
• Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.

"Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

• Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
• Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
• Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED!

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond/Cassandra Helsinki
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

Created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A Porch Room production.