Mission Rejected

McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent
and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Julia Morizawa as The Therapist
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)

Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

• Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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• Subway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler
and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee
Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo
Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer
John Dowgin as Vinny
Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter
Marnie Warner as Casino Patron
J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny
Eric Perry as Whitmire

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Casino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
• Rats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as the Toliet
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Blowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Shotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Harley
and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Bud
Shannon Perry as Atlas
J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
John Dowgin as Link Lynell
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"

Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.

• Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ouch! by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Western Bar Fight by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Empty Bar by emilijoan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother
and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker
Addison DeAngelis as Millie
Lia Barry as Amy
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson
Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring:
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring:
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Housekeeping
and Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest Starring:
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior

A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound mixing, and editing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Join us for Mission: Projected - our first livestream! Sunday, May 23rd at 7pm EDT at bit.ly/MissionProjected

The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet
Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber

A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound mixing, and editing by
Pete Barry

"Oceanology Unbound"
Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.

This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks

Starring (In alphabetical order)
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Jill Ivey as Siri
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Mission: Rejected created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Oz-9 created and produced by
Shannon Perry

Script Editor
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry

Mixed and edited by Pete Barry

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
• Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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• Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Space Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution