The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman

Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music by
Pete Barry

Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin

Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!

A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate

Featuring:
Pete Barry
J. Michael DeAngelis
John Dowgin
Bob Killion
Chris Klaniecki
Paige Klaniecki
Nazli Sarpkaya
with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice

Conceived by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Produced and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Broadcast Directed by
Natty Leach

Music by
Pete Barry

Mission: Rejected was created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attribution:

• Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/
  

Join us for "Stump Pete Barry" - a live Mission: Rejected game show! Sunday, July 24th at 7:30pm EST at www.missionrejected.com

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy Things (Un)Said, a supernatural mystery story told in an experimental format. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, who fans will remember as Burning Man in Season Three's "Total Eclipse of the B.A.R.T." Several season one episodes have been directed by our own J. Michael DeAngelis.When Paige Gilbert's mother goes missing, she turns to her mom's old diaries for answers. But the stories about nearby facilities and the creatures they hold may only lead to more questions. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, with music, sound and editing by Daniel Farrell.Subscribe wherever you get  your podcasts or visit https://anchor.fm/thingsunsaidMission: Rejected will be back next month with a new bonus episode!

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The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!

Interviewing each other are:
Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya
Bob Killion & John Dowgin
Ashley Banks & Kirk White
Jill Ivey & Pete Barry
Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin
and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki

Featuring
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy the new audio fiction Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason! The show features a lot of familiar voices including Faith Dowgin (Section Cheif Zelda Anders), Kirsty Woolven (Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge) and Newt Schottlekotte (Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer).Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a serialized satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Created by the award-winning and critically acclaimed Audio Fiction producer, Jeremy Ellett.Subscribe wherever you get  your podcasts or visit www.goodpointepodcasts.comPlease note: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason contains language and situations intended only for adult audiences.Mission: Rejected will return next month with behind-the-scenes content!

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The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Natty Leach as Valerian
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
• Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Pickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Taser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Lift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Foomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Ice Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Reel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith
Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer
and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains
Pete Barry as Desk Sargent
John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Whip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Old Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• 1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.

Written by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Pete Barry as Jeeves
Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

• Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
• Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Vent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
• Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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• Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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