Mission Rejected

By The Porch Room

The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's n... more

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FAQs about Mission Rejected:

How many episodes does Mission Rejected have?

The podcast currently has 89 episodes available.

Mission Rejected episodes:

May 26, 2023 409: Eight Heads in a Birkin Bag
A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.

Written by
Pete Barry and Jill Ivey

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Pete Barry as Grigory
Dave Serfass as Fyodor

Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.
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38min
April 28, 2023 408: Zero Dork Thirty
The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy
and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
John Dowgin as Helmut
Pete Barry as the Coast Guard

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.
...more
43min
March 31, 2023 407: Tinder Grindr Soldier Spy
To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.

Written by
Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Fiona
and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dustin Karrat as Stefan
Jackie Sherman as Simone
JoEllen Notte as Lacey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford

JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com

Music by Pete Barry
Editing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.
...more
47min
February 24, 2023 406: Skipteen Candles
McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelisStarring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath
and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath
Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath
J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath
Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee
Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray
Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone
with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Mr. Millionaire's voice designed by J. Michael DeAngelis

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.
...more
49min
January 27, 2023 405: NFTs at the Gates
Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.

Written by
John Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz
and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest Starring
John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker
Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore
J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid
Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo

Music by Pete Barry
Editing and mixing by John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.
...more
47min
December 30, 2022 404: Nuns of Anarchy
Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Lia Barry as Harmony
and Margaret Pivetz as Emma

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.
...more
43min
November 25, 2022 403: Ghost Pepper Protocol
The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford

Music by Pete Barry

Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.
...more
46min
October 31, 2022Bowden Montcrief's The Raven
Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Bob Killion as The Admiral
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

"The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe

Written and Produced by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry

Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:
Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
2-Pop by kwahmah_02
Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
Caw by egomassive
A full transcript of this episode is available here.
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8min
October 28, 2022 402: Kangaroo Jacked
The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.
...more
50min
September 30, 2022 401: The Borscht Identity
A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman

Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music by
Pete Barry

Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin

Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.
...more
41min

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How many episodes does Mission Rejected have?

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